Orange is the New Black AKA Inaguaration Eve GHOTT Hash
When
Thursday, Jan 19 at 6:15 PM
Where
The Home Depot (Goleta, CA) (6975 Marketplace Dr, Goleta, California 93117)
Hares
Bone Star
Cost
$6
Details
Bring: Headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgin. Plenty of supplies to help build a wall will be available at the start.
Additional Info
On the last night of Obama's presidency, come out and have a beer (or two or three or four or more) to: A) honor his time in office B) celebrate him leaving office C) numb yourselves to the incoming Donald D) look forward to four years of MAGA E) Run a shitty trail and drink with your favorite halfminds, regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on
Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.
Additional Info
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!
Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.
55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)
When
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM
Where
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.
Hares
Cums Solo
Cost
$6
Details
* Virgins
* Vessel
* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Flashlight
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Carabiners
* Gaiters
* Tecnu
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
Additional Info
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.
If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday
What's better than a hash? A hash were the hare the trail is freshly pulled from the hare's ass! There will be beer and fun hashers! Get off your asses and enjoy the beautiful SB weather
SB/VC Interkennel TuTus, TaTas, and TeePees Campout
When
Friday, Jul 22 at 2:00 PM
Where
Sage Hill Campground (Caballo Loop), Las Padres National Forest, 263 Camino del Remedio, Santa Barbara, CA 93110
Hares
TBD
Cost
$69 for the first 20 registrants $79 thereafter until 15 June $89 from 16 June until 20 July
What you get
***Rego will be CLOSED by day's end on 20 July***
!!!Only 80 spots available!!! Check out Ventura website for information on registration
