Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)
Hares
Ganjaman
Cost
$5
Details
you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure
What you get
VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"
On After
StoneFire Grill, 3635 E Thousand Oaks Blvd
Post Cinco de Mayo (Miko) & Pre-Mama's Day Hash
When
Saturday, May 7 at 3:00 PM
Where
Olive St. between Gutierrez and Montecito street LFH- PLEASE make sure to park on the street. Getting your car towed sucks and is expensive
Hares
Spread Eagle
Cost
$6
Details
Virgins, vessels, thirst for Tequila, and the usual hashy stuff
$30 Pre-registered through PayPal/ $35 at the door
What you get
30 bucks gets you beer, dinner, dancing, a top rated hash run, awards, live music, dancing, and more BEER!!!!
Miniskirts mandatory!!! Mark your calendars, get your miniskirt ready, train that liver for an unforgettable miniskirt 2016. Cum and celebrate the H3SoB’s oldest traditional hash.
Question not answered on this site? email hhhsobored@gmail.com for additional questions
Out of town? Here are some hotels close to Break Time but as always check online to see if you can get a better deal, these are just a couple suggestions
Motel 6 (within walking distance to start)
5897 Calle Real, US 101 South at Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117
(805) 964-3596
$156/Friday night, $186/Saturday night
Super 8 Santa Barbara/Goleta
6021 Hollister Avenue, Goleta (Across the 101 from start)
(805) 967-5591
2-night minimum
$169/Friday night, $179/Saturday night
Goodland (A Kimpton Hotel)
5650 Calle Real, Goleta, CA
(805) 964-6241
$305/night
Extended Stay America - Santa Barbara - Calle Real
4870 Calle Real, Goleta, CA 93111, (Closer to Turnpike)
(805) 692-1882
$177/Friday night, $210/Saturday night
Additional Info
Encourage parking in the back parking lot by businesses and back of RaboBank off of Calle Real. Your car will be okay there over night if you get too crazy! Absolutely no reason to drink and drive!!!
Virgings, vessels, headlamp, shiggy socks, your dignity.
This will be a trail that this harriette pulled straight from her behind. Be prepared for anything
Bring a vessel, whatever sacrificial virgins you can find, and whatever semi-active wear you feel appropriate
Additional Info
Mcnasty has something for us. It is not a shiny thing. It is not a pretty thing. It is not impressive. It is not something we will like. Chances are it is something horrible and we will regret having borne witness to it. But we must. We must gather together in a public space. We must pour fermented grains and hops in our face-holes with total disregard for our livers and digestive tracts. We must stumble along scarcely-marked paths in search of treasures. We must sing our drunken hymns to those who have come before us. We must. Heavy is the burden. Shitty is the trail.
Sorry, we're @ Betty Ford Rehab in Palm Springs
When
Sunday, Mar 13 at 10:00 AM
Where
Hares
TBD
Cost
TBD
LAst Minute Mystery Hash
When
Saturday, Feb 27 at 2:00 PM
Where
McKenzie Park Lawn Bowling Parking Lot (Santa Barbara, 93105)
Hares
Please Don't Snap My Jock Strap
Cost
$6
Details
The usual half mind, vessel, virgin, whistle, i.d. and spare $$
What you get
trail, beer, beer, beverage checks, beer.....
Summerland Hash
When
Saturday, Feb 13 at 2:00 PM
Where
Padaro Beach Park; details developing
Hares
Amber Alert
Cost
$6
Details
Virgins, vessels,change of clothes, id, $$
What you get
Great beach trail
Short little run cuz this harriette is out o shape
Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Hello Penis My Old Friend, Spermicidal Twattage, and Pucker Up Sour Puss
Cost
$20 via registration / $25 the day of the event (unless you register your name by 9 October). Pay via PayPal, Venmo, or Check. Download the form at the event link above for registration and payment instructions. *Also see below for more rego and payment details.
What you get
Beer, Deadly Poisonous ConCOCKtions, Bloody Delicious Treat, and Shocking Swag (guaranteed to the first 70 registrants), along with Pizza, Drink Specials, and Scary-Oke at the On-After
Additional Info
If you want to avoid a postage stamp, just message me or email me (hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com) the requested info in the rego form and pay via PayPal or Venmo (instructions on form). I’ll add you to the list once your payment is received. You can bring a signed copy of the form to the hash. All checks recieved after Friday, 9 October, will be voided, so please do not mail regos after Saturday, 3 October. Instead, just email me (hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com) with the rego details and bring $20 to the event. You MUST get me your info no later than Friday 9 October!!!
