Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!
Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.
55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)
When
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM
Where
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.
Hares
Cums Solo
Cost
$6
Details
* Virgins
* Vessel
* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Flashlight
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Carabiners
* Gaiters
* Tecnu
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
Additional Info
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.
If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday
What's better than a hash? A hash were the hare the trail is freshly pulled from the hare's ass! There will be beer and fun hashers! Get off your asses and enjoy the beautiful SB weather
SB/VC Interkennel TuTus, TaTas, and TeePees Campout
When
Friday, Jul 22 at 2:00 PM
Where
Sage Hill Campground (Caballo Loop), Las Padres National Forest, 263 Camino del Remedio, Santa Barbara, CA 93110
Hares
TBD
Cost
$69 for the first 20 registrants $79 thereafter until 15 June $89 from 16 June until 20 July
What you get
***Rego will be CLOSED by day's end on 20 July***
!!!Only 80 spots available!!! Check out Ventura website for information on registration
Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)
Hares
Ganjaman....doh
Cost
$5
Details
the usual
What you get
the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!
Additional Info
Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza
A New Definition of Shitty
When
Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM
Where
TBD stay tuned
Hares
McNasty & Mystery Hare
Cost
$6
July 4th Minuteman Hash
When
Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM
Where
535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot
Hares
PokeHer & Comicum
Cost
$6
Details
The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!
What you get
A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry
From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck
When
Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM
Where
1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)
Hares
Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode
Cost
$6
Details
Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!
VCH3 - Ganjaman's 666
When
Sunday, May 22 at 2:00 AM
Where
Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)
Hares
Ganjaman
Cost
$5
Details
you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure
What you get
VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"
