The OC Hump Hash is invading Santa Barbara and to kick off the weekend activities we are starting with a Pub Crawl of Downtown Santa Barbara!! Wear your finest Leather or Lace attire, bring your ID, Cash, Phone, and a spare liver because we are going BIG!!!! It will be a shit show fo sho, especially for those who are taking the train up so prime yer livers and pace yourselves before you wreck yourselves!! LOL!! Meet at front of Orange Tree Inn and be ready to stumble and crawl up and down State Street. We will mark the path with chalk as we enter and leave each location. Our beautiful Pub Crawl Mistress Titt Mitt will be leading us through the many awesome bars of Santa Barbara!! This is pay as you go event so be sure to bring dollars!! Bring a phone for Uber/Lyft to get back to hotel if you just can't muster up the strength to crawl back to the hotel from all the drinking exercise you will be partaking in!!
Post VD Bastard Hash
When
Wednesday, Feb 15 at 6:15 PM
Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares
No No Bad Dog & Just Murphy
Cost
$6
Additional Info
Did you not have a date for Valentine's Day? Did you not get any "V" or "D"? Then come join us for a Fantastic Post Valentines Day Run! Bring your broken hearts, melted chocolates, thorny roses, shiggy socks, ID, cash and heartless soles for a shitty trail.
Stow House Parking Lot (304 N Los Carneros Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)
Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark
Cost
$6
Details
Hare lies at 6:35, pack out at 6:50
Additional Info
Tired of your same mundane life repeating itself day after day? Declare to yourself that you're not going to live by their rules anymore and come back to the hash and shake things up.
Baja Montecito Returns!! YOU get a hash, YOU get a hash...
OK...this probably won't be the On In (hare lies), but you do get to hash in the tony village just a tiara's toss from - oh, never mind, Just come...please come...hash in Montecito as a guest of the amazing, long lost but never forgotten, Baja Montecito Hash House Harriers!. Co-GM Panama may have moved to Oregon, but the ever-popular BlowHo and some mystery hares will show you a good...no, GREAT time! Please be sure to bring Technu, a flashlight, two virgins, and a lust for the good life. AND make sure to say Hi to the neighbors!
Orange is the New Black AKA Inaguaration Eve GHOTT Hash
When
Thursday, Jan 19 at 6:15 PM
Where
The Home Depot (Goleta, CA) (6975 Marketplace Dr, Goleta, California 93117)
Hares
Bone Star
Cost
$6
Details
Bring: Headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgin. Plenty of supplies to help build a wall will be available at the start.
Additional Info
On the last night of Obama's presidency, come out and have a beer (or two or three or four or more) to: A) honor his time in office B) celebrate him leaving office C) numb yourselves to the incoming Donald D) look forward to four years of MAGA E) Run a shitty trail and drink with your favorite halfminds, regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on
Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.
Additional Info
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!
Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.
