Runs


S-H-I....T-T-Y.... T-R-A-I-L

When
Saturday, Apr 9 at 3:00 PM

Where
Bridge to Nowhere (Via Gaitero, entrance to San Marcos Foothills Nature Preserve. LFH)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgings, vessels, headlamp, shiggy socks, your dignity. This will be a trail that this harriette pulled straight from her behind. Be prepared for anything

From the ass of McNasty

When
Saturday, Mar 26 at 3:00 PM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Mcnasty

Cost
$6

Details
Bring a vessel, whatever sacrificial virgins you can find, and whatever semi-active wear you feel appropriate

Additional Info
Mcnasty has something for us. It is not a shiny thing. It is not a pretty thing. It is not impressive. It is not something we will like. Chances are it is something horrible and we will regret having borne witness to it. But we must. We must gather together in a public space. We must pour fermented grains and hops in our face-holes with total disregard for our livers and digestive tracts. We must stumble along scarcely-marked paths in search of treasures. We must sing our drunken hymns to those who have come before us. We must. Heavy is the burden. Shitty is the trail.

Sorry, we're @ Betty Ford Rehab in Palm Springs

When
Sunday, Mar 13 at 10:00 AM

Where

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

LAst Minute Mystery Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 27 at 2:00 PM

Where
McKenzie Park Lawn Bowling Parking Lot (Santa Barbara, 93105)

Hares
Please Don't Snap My Jock Strap

Cost
$6

Details
The usual half mind, vessel, virgin, whistle, i.d. and spare $$

What you get
trail, beer, beer, beverage checks, beer.....

Summerland Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 13 at 2:00 PM

Where
Padaro Beach Park; details developing

Hares
Amber Alert

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels,change of clothes, id, $$

What you get
Great beach trail

Short little run cuz this harriette is out o shape

When
Saturday, Oct 24 at 3:00 PM

Where
Commuter lot at Carillo and Castillo

Hares
Jizzzzz

Cost
6 bones

Details
Sighting of poison oak while scouting. Bring shiggy socks along with the usual (vessels, virgins, dental floss, and thirst for beer)

What you get
A fun little hash around beautiful Santa Barbara (for walkers and runners alike).

2015 SB-VC Interkennel Zombie Hash

When
Saturday, Oct 10 at 3:00 PM

Where
Thille Park (Corner of Thille Street and Saratoga Avenue)

Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Hello Penis My Old Friend, Spermicidal Twattage, and Pucker Up Sour Puss

Cost
$20 via registration / $25 the day of the event (unless you register your name by 9 October). Pay via PayPal, Venmo, or Check. Download the form at the event link above for registration and payment instructions. *Also see below for more rego and payment details.

What you get
Beer, Deadly Poisonous ConCOCKtions, Bloody Delicious Treat, and Shocking Swag (guaranteed to the first 70 registrants), along with Pizza, Drink Specials, and Scary-Oke at the On-After

Additional Info
If you want to avoid a postage stamp, just message me or email me (hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com) the requested info in the rego form and pay via PayPal or Venmo (instructions on form). I’ll add you to the list once your payment is received. You can bring a signed copy of the form to the hash. All checks recieved after Friday, 9 October, will be voided, so please do not mail regos after Saturday, 3 October. Instead, just email me (hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com) with the rego details and bring $20 to the event. You MUST get me your info no later than Friday 9 October!!!

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  • Takin' It On the Chin

    When
    Saturday, Sep 26 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Calle Barquero Open Space (5220-ish Calle Barquero)

    Hares
    Max Lode

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Bring your ass. Bring a vessel. Bring a virgin. Prepare for the end.

    The Honey Run

    When
    Friday, Aug 28 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Oak Park Horseshoe Pits

    Hares
    Picking On Her

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    The usual