Runs


A New Definition of Shitty

When
Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM

Where
TBD stay tuned

Hares
McNasty & Mystery Hare

Cost
$6

July 4th Minuteman Hash

When
Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM

Where
535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot

Hares
PokeHer & Comicum

Cost
$6

Details
The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!

What you get
A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry

From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck

When
Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM

Where
1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)

Hares
Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode

Cost
$6

Details
Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!

VCH3 - Ganjaman's 666

When
Sunday, May 22 at 2:00 AM

Where
Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)

Hares
Ganjaman

Cost
$5

Details
you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure

What you get
VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"

On After
StoneFire Grill, 3635 E Thousand Oaks Blvd

Post Cinco de Mayo (Miko) & Pre-Mama's Day Hash

When
Saturday, May 7 at 3:00 PM

Where
Olive St. between Gutierrez and Montecito street LFH- PLEASE make sure to park on the street. Getting your car towed sucks and is expensive

Hares
Spread Eagle

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, thirst for Tequila, and the usual hashy stuff

MiniSkirt Hash

When
Saturday, Apr 16 at 2:00 PM

Where
Break Time (5977 Encina Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
ButtChili and some bitches

Cost
$30 Pre-registered through PayPal/ $35 at the door

What you get
30 bucks gets you beer, dinner, dancing, a top rated hash run, awards, live music, dancing, and more BEER!!!! Miniskirts mandatory!!! Mark your calendars, get your miniskirt ready, train that liver for an unforgettable miniskirt 2016. Cum and celebrate the H3SoB’s oldest traditional hash. Question not answered on this site? email hhhsobored@gmail.com for additional questions Out of town? Here are some hotels close to Break Time but as always check online to see if you can get a better deal, these are just a couple suggestions Motel 6 (within walking distance to start) 5897 Calle Real, US 101 South at Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117 (805) 964-3596 $156/Friday night, $186/Saturday night Super 8 Santa Barbara/Goleta 6021 Hollister Avenue, Goleta (Across the 101 from start) (805) 967-5591 2-night minimum $169/Friday night, $179/Saturday night Goodland (A Kimpton Hotel) 5650 Calle Real, Goleta, CA (805) 964-6241 $305/night Extended Stay America - Santa Barbara - Calle Real 4870 Calle Real, Goleta, CA 93111, (Closer to Turnpike) (805) 692-1882 $177/Friday night, $210/Saturday night

Additional Info
Encourage parking in the back parking lot by businesses and back of RaboBank off of Calle Real. Your car will be okay there over night if you get too crazy! Absolutely no reason to drink and drive!!!

S-H-I....T-T-Y.... T-R-A-I-L

When
Saturday, Apr 9 at 3:00 PM

Where
Bridge to Nowhere (Via Gaitero, entrance to San Marcos Foothills Nature Preserve. LFH)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgings, vessels, headlamp, shiggy socks, your dignity. This will be a trail that this harriette pulled straight from her behind. Be prepared for anything

From the ass of McNasty

When
Saturday, Mar 26 at 3:00 PM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Mcnasty

Cost
$6

Details
Bring a vessel, whatever sacrificial virgins you can find, and whatever semi-active wear you feel appropriate

Additional Info
Mcnasty has something for us. It is not a shiny thing. It is not a pretty thing. It is not impressive. It is not something we will like. Chances are it is something horrible and we will regret having borne witness to it. But we must. We must gather together in a public space. We must pour fermented grains and hops in our face-holes with total disregard for our livers and digestive tracts. We must stumble along scarcely-marked paths in search of treasures. We must sing our drunken hymns to those who have come before us. We must. Heavy is the burden. Shitty is the trail.

Sorry, we're @ Betty Ford Rehab in Palm Springs

When
Sunday, Mar 13 at 10:00 AM

Where

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

LAst Minute Mystery Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 27 at 2:00 PM

Where
McKenzie Park Lawn Bowling Parking Lot (Santa Barbara, 93105)

Hares
Please Don't Snap My Jock Strap

Cost
$6

Details
The usual half mind, vessel, virgin, whistle, i.d. and spare $$

What you get
trail, beer, beer, beverage checks, beer.....