Runs


Mammorial day minute man (sorry ladies) hash

When
Monday, May 29 at 3:00 PM

Where
La Mesa Park (295 Meigs Rd, Santa Barbara, California 93109)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
5 bucks

Details
Vessels and virgins. Leave your dignity at home

What you get
A short little r*n in SB AND beer! I need to get out and r*n on Monday anyway, so why not throw in flour and beer?

Additional Info
No big crazy hash event, just running and having some beers. It will be a pretty short so you can hash and then go back home and resume your holiday Netflix binge watching session

The Love Triangle Hash

When
Saturday, May 20 at 3:00 PM

Where
parking lot south of Island Brewery on Maple Avenue (5049 6th St, Carpinteria, CA 93013)

Hares
Mcnasty, GPS, and Hello Penis my old friend

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Pre-Lube at Island Brewery

Time to R*n Sukas

When
Saturday, Apr 8 at 3:00 PM

Where
Lookout Park Summerland, CA (End of Evans Ave. by the beach)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

What you get
A chance to get off your ass and hash on a day, which chances are, will be a gorgeous day

Additional Info
Still working out details but I know park closes at 7:20 and we definitely have to be done by then. No dilly dallying (don't think that's how it's spelled) at the start cuz hare is out at 3:30 sharp!!!! Gonna be relatively short (somewhere between 3-8 miles)

Hey look! A Hash R*n!

When
Saturday, Mar 11 at 2:00 PM

Where
Calle Real & Carlo, Impulse/Gold's Gym Parking Lot (Calle Real and Carlo - far end of Impulse/Gold's Gym parking lot. )

Hares
Cums Solo and Just Mekia

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Directions - Fairview exit, head towards mountains. Turn left onto Calle Real, right at Carlo, right into parking lot. LFH

OC Hump Hash Invasion - Day 2

When
Saturday, Feb 25 at 2:00 PM

Where
Mission Historical Park & Rose Garden Santa Barbara, California

Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Bonestar, Butt Chili (and maybe Picassole, if he's feeling frisky)

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Day 2 of the OC Hump Hash invasion of Santa Barbara. After a night of proper lubrication comes a day of improper violation. Gird thy loins. Start is at the Santa Barbara Mission Rose Garden, on the Plaza Rubio side, just a short 5-or-so block drunken stumble north of the Orange Tree Inn. More details to cum. Time may change a bit based on projected attendance.

Hump Hash Invasion Pub Crawl

When
Friday, Feb 24 at 7:00 PM

Where
Orange Tree Inn (1920 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

Hares
TBD

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl

Additional Info
The OC Hump Hash is invading Santa Barbara and to kick off the weekend activities we are starting with a Pub Crawl of Downtown Santa Barbara!! Wear your finest Leather or Lace attire, bring your ID, Cash, Phone, and a spare liver because we are going BIG!!!! It will be a shit show fo sho, especially for those who are taking the train up so prime yer livers and pace yourselves before you wreck yourselves!! LOL!! Meet at front of Orange Tree Inn and be ready to stumble and crawl up and down State Street. We will mark the path with chalk as we enter and leave each location. Our beautiful Pub Crawl Mistress Titt Mitt will be leading us through the many awesome bars of Santa Barbara!! This is pay as you go event so be sure to bring dollars!! Bring a phone for Uber/Lyft to get back to hotel if you just can't muster up the strength to crawl back to the hotel from all the drinking exercise you will be partaking in!!

Post VD Bastard Hash

When
Wednesday, Feb 15 at 6:15 PM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
No No Bad Dog & Just Murphy

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Did you not have a date for Valentine's Day? Did you not get any "V" or "D"? Then come join us for a Fantastic Post Valentines Day Run! Bring your broken hearts, melted chocolates, thorny roses, shiggy socks, ID, cash and heartless soles for a shitty trail.

IP Freely Floratini Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 11 at 2:00 PM

Where
Leadbetter Beach Parking Lot

Hares
Spotted Condom

Cost
$6

Backsliding into Groundhog Day Hash

When
Thursday, Feb 2 at 6:15 PM

Where
Stow House Parking Lot (304 N Los Carneros Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark

Cost
$6

Details
Hare lies at 6:35, pack out at 6:50

Additional Info
Tired of your same mundane life repeating itself day after day? Declare to yourself that you're not going to live by their rules anymore and come back to the hash and shake things up.

Baja Montecito Returns!! YOU get a hash, YOU get a hash...

When
Saturday, Jan 28 at 2:00 PM

Where
1287 Coast Village Cir, Santa Barbara, CA 93108-2712, United States

Hares
Blow Ho and others

Cost
$6

Additional Info
OK...this probably won't be the On In (hare lies), but you do get to hash in the tony village just a tiara's toss from - oh, never mind, Just come...please come...hash in Montecito as a guest of the amazing, long lost but never forgotten, Baja Montecito Hash House Harriers!. Co-GM Panama may have moved to Oregon, but the ever-popular BlowHo and some mystery hares will show you a good...no, GREAT time! Please be sure to bring Technu, a flashlight, two virgins, and a lust for the good life. AND make sure to say Hi to the neighbors!