Runs


NYE 2016 Pube Crawl

When
Saturday, Dec 31 at 8:00 PM

Where
The Crocodile Restaurant and Bar (2819 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93105)

Hares
What's a hare?

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl to ring in the New Year!

Topsy Turvy TuTu Hash

When
Saturday, Oct 22 at 3:00 PM

Where
Plaza Rubio/Mission Rose Garden

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Tutu, vessels,and virgins!

Additional Info
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!

McNasty's Mystery Tour Hash

When
Saturday, Sep 24 at 3:00 PM

Where
Rincon (surfspot) Carpinteria, California 93013

Hares
McNasty Impatient Dumbassty

Cost
$6

Details
Vessels of Virgins

What you get
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!

Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.

55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)

When
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.

Hares
Cums Solo

Cost
$6

Details
* Virgins * Vessel * Six dollars (plus extra for bail) * Flashlight * Extra shoes and socks * Ice axe * Carabiners * Gaiters * Tecnu * Bear spray * Scuba gear * Shark repellent Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.

Additional Info
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.

If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday

When
Saturday, Jul 30 at 4:00 PM

Where
Mission Rose Garden - Look for hashers

Hares
If I Only Had A Wang

Cost
$6

Details
The usual

What you get
Vessels, Virgins, and your thirst for beer

Additional Info
What's better than a hash? A hash were the hare the trail is freshly pulled from the hare's ass! There will be beer and fun hashers! Get off your asses and enjoy the beautiful SB weather

SB/VC Interkennel TuTus, TaTas, and TeePees Campout

When
Friday, Jul 22 at 2:00 PM

Where
Sage Hill Campground (Caballo Loop), Las Padres National Forest, 263 Camino del Remedio, Santa Barbara, CA 93110

Hares
TBD

Cost
$69 for the first 20 registrants $79 thereafter until 15 June $89 from 16 June until 20 July

What you get
***Rego will be CLOSED by day's end on 20 July*** !!!Only 80 spots available!!! Check out Ventura website for information on registration

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  • Ganjaman Lays Hash #669 Thousand Oaks

    When
    Sunday, Jul 17 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)

    Hares
    Ganjaman....doh

    Cost
    $5

    Details
    the usual

    What you get
    the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!

    Additional Info
    Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza

    A New Definition of Shitty

    When
    Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    TBD stay tuned

    Hares
    McNasty & Mystery Hare

    Cost
    $6

    July 4th Minuteman Hash

    When
    Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot

    Hares
    PokeHer & Comicum

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!

    What you get
    A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry

    From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck

    When
    Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)

    Hares
    Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!