Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
No No Bad Dog & Just Murphy
Did you not have a date for Valentine's Day? Did you not get any "V" or "D"? Then come join us for a Fantastic Post Valentines Day Run! Bring your broken hearts, melted chocolates, thorny roses, shiggy socks, ID, cash and heartless soles for a shitty trail.
OK...this probably won't be the On In (hare lies), but you do get to hash in the tony village just a tiara's toss from - oh, never mind, Just come...please come...hash in Montecito as a guest of the amazing, long lost but never forgotten, Baja Montecito Hash House Harriers!. Co-GM Panama may have moved to Oregon, but the ever-popular BlowHo and some mystery hares will show you a good...no, GREAT time! Please be sure to bring Technu, a flashlight, two virgins, and a lust for the good life. AND make sure to say Hi to the neighbors!
Orange is the New Black AKA Inaguaration Eve GHOTT Hash
Thursday, Jan 19 at 6:15 PM
The Home Depot (Goleta, CA) (6975 Marketplace Dr, Goleta, California 93117)
Bring: Headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgin. Plenty of supplies to help build a wall will be available at the start.
On the last night of Obama's presidency, come out and have a beer (or two or three or four or more) to: A) honor his time in office B) celebrate him leaving office C) numb yourselves to the incoming Donald D) look forward to four years of MAGA E) Run a shitty trail and drink with your favorite halfminds, regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on
Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.
55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.
* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.