Runs


55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)

When
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.

Hares
Cums Solo

Cost
$6

Details
* Virgins * Vessel * Six dollars (plus extra for bail) * Flashlight * Extra shoes and socks * Ice axe * Carabiners * Gaiters * Tecnu * Bear spray * Scuba gear * Shark repellent Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.

Additional Info
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.

If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday

When
Saturday, Jul 30 at 4:00 PM

Where
Mission Rose Garden - Look for hashers

Hares
If I Only Had A Wang

Cost
$6

Details
The usual

What you get
Vessels, Virgins, and your thirst for beer

Additional Info
What's better than a hash? A hash were the hare the trail is freshly pulled from the hare's ass! There will be beer and fun hashers! Get off your asses and enjoy the beautiful SB weather

SB/VC Interkennel TuTus, TaTas, and TeePees Campout

When
Friday, Jul 22 at 2:00 PM

Where
Sage Hill Campground (Caballo Loop), Las Padres National Forest, 263 Camino del Remedio, Santa Barbara, CA 93110

Hares
TBD

Cost
$69 for the first 20 registrants $79 thereafter until 15 June $89 from 16 June until 20 July

What you get
***Rego will be CLOSED by day's end on 20 July*** !!!Only 80 spots available!!! Check out Ventura website for information on registration

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  • Ganjaman Lays Hash #669 Thousand Oaks

    When
    Sunday, Jul 17 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)

    Hares
    Ganjaman....doh

    Cost
    $5

    Details
    the usual

    What you get
    the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!

    Additional Info
    Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza

    A New Definition of Shitty

    When
    Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    TBD stay tuned

    Hares
    McNasty & Mystery Hare

    Cost
    $6

    July 4th Minuteman Hash

    When
    Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot

    Hares
    PokeHer & Comicum

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!

    What you get
    A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry

    From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck

    When
    Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)

    Hares
    Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!

    VCH3 - Ganjaman's 666

    When
    Sunday, May 22 at 2:00 AM

    Where
    Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)

    Hares
    Ganjaman

    Cost
    $5

    Details
    you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure

    What you get
    VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"

    On After
    StoneFire Grill, 3635 E Thousand Oaks Blvd

    Post Cinco de Mayo (Miko) & Pre-Mama's Day Hash

    When
    Saturday, May 7 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Olive St. between Gutierrez and Montecito street LFH- PLEASE make sure to park on the street. Getting your car towed sucks and is expensive

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Virgins, vessels, thirst for Tequila, and the usual hashy stuff

    MiniSkirt Hash

    When
    Saturday, Apr 16 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Break Time (5977 Encina Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

    Hares
    ButtChili and some bitches

    Cost
    $30 Pre-registered through PayPal/ $35 at the door

    What you get
    30 bucks gets you beer, dinner, dancing, a top rated hash run, awards, live music, dancing, and more BEER!!!! Miniskirts mandatory!!! Mark your calendars, get your miniskirt ready, train that liver for an unforgettable miniskirt 2016. Cum and celebrate the H3SoB’s oldest traditional hash. Question not answered on this site? email hhhsobored@gmail.com for additional questions Out of town? Here are some hotels close to Break Time but as always check online to see if you can get a better deal, these are just a couple suggestions Motel 6 (within walking distance to start) 5897 Calle Real, US 101 South at Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117 (805) 964-3596 $156/Friday night, $186/Saturday night Super 8 Santa Barbara/Goleta 6021 Hollister Avenue, Goleta (Across the 101 from start) (805) 967-5591 2-night minimum $169/Friday night, $179/Saturday night Goodland (A Kimpton Hotel) 5650 Calle Real, Goleta, CA (805) 964-6241 $305/night Extended Stay America - Santa Barbara - Calle Real 4870 Calle Real, Goleta, CA 93111, (Closer to Turnpike) (805) 692-1882 $177/Friday night, $210/Saturday night

    Additional Info
    Encourage parking in the back parking lot by businesses and back of RaboBank off of Calle Real. Your car will be okay there over night if you get too crazy! Absolutely no reason to drink and drive!!!