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SB/VC Interkennel TuTus, TaTas, and TeePees Campout

When
Friday, Jul 22 at 2:00 PM

Where
Sage Hill Campground (Caballo Loop), Las Padres National Forest, 263 Camino del Remedio, Santa Barbara, CA 93110

Hares
TBD

Cost
$69 for the first 20 registrants $79 thereafter until 15 June $89 from 16 June until 20 July

What you get
***Rego will be CLOSED by day's end on 20 July*** !!!Only 80 spots available!!! Check out Ventura website for information on registration

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  • Ganjaman Lays Hash #669 Thousand Oaks

    When
    Sunday, Jul 17 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)

    Hares
    Ganjaman....doh

    Cost
    $5

    Details
    the usual

    What you get
    the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!

    Additional Info
    Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza

    A New Definition of Shitty

    When
    Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    TBD stay tuned

    Hares
    McNasty & Mystery Hare

    Cost
    $6

    July 4th Minuteman Hash

    When
    Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot

    Hares
    PokeHer & Comicum

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!

    What you get
    A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry

    From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck

    When
    Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)

    Hares
    Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!

    VCH3 - Ganjaman's 666

    When
    Sunday, May 22 at 2:00 AM

    Where
    Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)

    Hares
    Ganjaman

    Cost
    $5

    Details
    you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure

    What you get
    VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"

    On After
    StoneFire Grill, 3635 E Thousand Oaks Blvd

    Post Cinco de Mayo (Miko) & Pre-Mama's Day Hash

    When
    Saturday, May 7 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Olive St. between Gutierrez and Montecito street LFH- PLEASE make sure to park on the street. Getting your car towed sucks and is expensive

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Virgins, vessels, thirst for Tequila, and the usual hashy stuff

    MiniSkirt Hash

    When
    Saturday, Apr 16 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Break Time (5977 Encina Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

    Hares
    ButtChili and some bitches

    Cost
    $30 Pre-registered through PayPal/ $35 at the door

    What you get
    30 bucks gets you beer, dinner, dancing, a top rated hash run, awards, live music, dancing, and more BEER!!!! Miniskirts mandatory!!! Mark your calendars, get your miniskirt ready, train that liver for an unforgettable miniskirt 2016. Cum and celebrate the H3SoB’s oldest traditional hash. Question not answered on this site? email hhhsobored@gmail.com for additional questions Out of town? Here are some hotels close to Break Time but as always check online to see if you can get a better deal, these are just a couple suggestions Motel 6 (within walking distance to start) 5897 Calle Real, US 101 South at Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117 (805) 964-3596 $156/Friday night, $186/Saturday night Super 8 Santa Barbara/Goleta 6021 Hollister Avenue, Goleta (Across the 101 from start) (805) 967-5591 2-night minimum $169/Friday night, $179/Saturday night Goodland (A Kimpton Hotel) 5650 Calle Real, Goleta, CA (805) 964-6241 $305/night Extended Stay America - Santa Barbara - Calle Real 4870 Calle Real, Goleta, CA 93111, (Closer to Turnpike) (805) 692-1882 $177/Friday night, $210/Saturday night

    Additional Info
    Encourage parking in the back parking lot by businesses and back of RaboBank off of Calle Real. Your car will be okay there over night if you get too crazy! Absolutely no reason to drink and drive!!!

    S-H-I....T-T-Y.... T-R-A-I-L

    When
    Saturday, Apr 9 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Bridge to Nowhere (Via Gaitero, entrance to San Marcos Foothills Nature Preserve. LFH)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Virgings, vessels, headlamp, shiggy socks, your dignity. This will be a trail that this harriette pulled straight from her behind. Be prepared for anything

    From the ass of McNasty

    When
    Saturday, Mar 26 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Pershing Park (100 Castillo Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Mcnasty

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Bring a vessel, whatever sacrificial virgins you can find, and whatever semi-active wear you feel appropriate

    Additional Info
    Mcnasty has something for us. It is not a shiny thing. It is not a pretty thing. It is not impressive. It is not something we will like. Chances are it is something horrible and we will regret having borne witness to it. But we must. We must gather together in a public space. We must pour fermented grains and hops in our face-holes with total disregard for our livers and digestive tracts. We must stumble along scarcely-marked paths in search of treasures. We must sing our drunken hymns to those who have come before us. We must. Heavy is the burden. Shitty is the trail.