Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.
Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.
Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail
Virgins, vessels, earplugs, and that 'merican red, white , and blue ass
Yes, it's a "last minute" pull it outta my ass trail Cum help celebrate our country's bday & Honor's 18th anniversary.
Hash To Honor Brrrr!
Sunday, May 26 at 3:00 PM
Brrr loved to hash even after her accident . Many years ago the H3SoB Hash did a fundraiser for her to help with some of her expenses post accident. She continued to be an active participant, particularly at theme runs, especially Mini Skirt. The guys could always rely on a hand going up their skirts just to make sure they were wearing them correctly! This will be a celebration of her life, which is what she would have wanted. Brrr ( Diane) was fun loving, private, sometimes naughty and sometimes withdrawn. Nothing would make her happier than being a part of a large costumed group of hashers terrorizing the streets of Santa Barbara. The start location will be announced soon but please save the date. This is for everyone who knew her and everyone who would love a chance to dress up ( or not) and enjoy running with no timing chip, race bibs or expectations other than having a fun time and celebrating someone who left us far too early.
Virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, and thirst for beer
Cum out on a beautiful SB afternoon for a small jaunt through Parma Park with the family you hate to love (hash family) before Easter Sunday with the family you love to hate. Foxtails pulled out from socks from scouting so if you want to protect those gorgeous legs bring shiggy socks.
Virgins, whistles, disco balls (or ball, no judgement here), beer vessel, shiggy socks, an appetite for god's greatest nectar.
What you get
BEER!!! Start drinking at 1 o'clock. Hares out at 1:30ish
Cum one, cum all, & cum at the same time! Yet again there's a shitty trail in the works from your fellow fuckin' fucks. This hash is dedicated to those who had to live 13 years without beer pouring from tavern taps! (the horror!!) The year was 1933 on April 6th when Roosevelt said enough was enough & the federal government made beer legal again! We really are fortunate assholes. So let's celebrate with a hash!