Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.
55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.
* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.
If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday
Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)
What you get
the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!
Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza
A New Definition of Shitty
Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM
TBD stay tuned
McNasty & Mystery Hare
July 4th Minuteman Hash
Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM
535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot
PokeHer & Comicum
The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!
What you get
A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry