South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.
* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.
If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday
Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery - Upper parking lot at the back (1345 E Thousand Oaks Blvd)
What you get
the Ganjaman usual; horse trails, shiggy, wild life, class one bevie checks!!
Exit 101 at Rancho Road, follow north to Thousand Oaks Blvd, turn R, then L into Northstar Plaza
A New Definition of Shitty
Saturday, Jul 16 at 3:00 PM
TBD stay tuned
McNasty & Mystery Hare
July 4th Minuteman Hash
Monday, Jul 4 at 3:00 PM
535 Castillo; affectionately called DMV parking lot
PokeHer & Comicum
The usual, but given that its Fourth of July, I'd don something patriotic/red/white/blue/etc. The ON IN is apparently a good spot to viewfireworks and there will be a bbq available to do some of your own grilling! SO please bring what you want to bbq, warm clothes and plan to park it; overnight parking at start is safe!
What you get
A nice trail......but I really have no further details from the hares.....sorry
From the Top Shelf to the Upper Deck
Saturday, Jun 4 at 3:00 PM
1591 S Jameson Ln Santa Barbara (next to Miramar property)
Little Dripper, Ass Gasket, Max Lode
Rare indeed, is the occasion when these three elusive hares flash their wares. So cum out and see what tricks they roll out from under their sleeves!
VCH3 - Ganjaman's 666
Sunday, May 22 at 2:00 AM
Directions: From 101, north or south, exit at Westlake Blvd, follow Westlake north to Hillcrest Dr, turn left and then first left on Blue Mesa Street. Go to Russell Park at the end of Blue Mesa Street (Cumberland Ct intersection). LFH (3099 E Cumberland Ct, Thousand Oaks)
you know the drill - vessel, virgins, shiggy socks, tecnu, extra dry stuff!! and a sense of adventure
What you get
VCH3 hash #666 is here (depending on who is counting). Hare sez "There will be much rejoicing as we meander through Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village shiggy. Turkey-eagle trails and many beer (and assorted beverages--Ganja style!) checks to replenish lost fluids!"
StoneFire Grill, 3635 E Thousand Oaks Blvd
Post Cinco de Mayo (Miko) & Pre-Mama's Day Hash
Saturday, May 7 at 3:00 PM
Olive St. between Gutierrez and Montecito street LFH- PLEASE make sure to park on the street. Getting your car towed sucks and is expensive
Virgins, vessels, thirst for Tequila, and the usual hashy stuff
$30 Pre-registered through PayPal/ $35 at the door
What you get
30 bucks gets you beer, dinner, dancing, a top rated hash run, awards, live music, dancing, and more BEER!!!!
Miniskirts mandatory!!! Mark your calendars, get your miniskirt ready, train that liver for an unforgettable miniskirt 2016. Cum and celebrate the H3SoB’s oldest traditional hash.
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Out of town? Here are some hotels close to Break Time but as always check online to see if you can get a better deal, these are just a couple suggestions
Motel 6 (within walking distance to start)
5897 Calle Real, US 101 South at Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117
$156/Friday night, $186/Saturday night
Super 8 Santa Barbara/Goleta
6021 Hollister Avenue, Goleta (Across the 101 from start)
$169/Friday night, $179/Saturday night
Goodland (A Kimpton Hotel)
5650 Calle Real, Goleta, CA
Extended Stay America - Santa Barbara - Calle Real
4870 Calle Real, Goleta, CA 93111, (Closer to Turnpike)
$177/Friday night, $210/Saturday night
Encourage parking in the back parking lot by businesses and back of RaboBank off of Calle Real. Your car will be okay there over night if you get too crazy! Absolutely no reason to drink and drive!!!