Runs


IP Freely Floratini Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 11 at 2:00 PM

Where
Leadbetter Beach Parking Lot

Hares
Spotted Condom

Cost
$6

Backsliding into Groundhog Day Hash

When
Thursday, Feb 2 at 6:15 PM

Where
Stow House Parking Lot (304 N Los Carneros Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark

Cost
$6

Details
Hare lies at 6:35, pack out at 6:50

Additional Info
Tired of your same mundane life repeating itself day after day? Declare to yourself that you're not going to live by their rules anymore and come back to the hash and shake things up.

Baja Montecito Returns!! YOU get a hash, YOU get a hash...

When
Saturday, Jan 28 at 2:00 PM

Where
1287 Coast Village Cir, Santa Barbara, CA 93108-2712, United States

Hares
Blow Ho and others

Cost
$6

Additional Info
OK...this probably won't be the On In (hare lies), but you do get to hash in the tony village just a tiara's toss from - oh, never mind, Just come...please come...hash in Montecito as a guest of the amazing, long lost but never forgotten, Baja Montecito Hash House Harriers!. Co-GM Panama may have moved to Oregon, but the ever-popular BlowHo and some mystery hares will show you a good...no, GREAT time! Please be sure to bring Technu, a flashlight, two virgins, and a lust for the good life. AND make sure to say Hi to the neighbors!

Orange is the New Black AKA Inaguaration Eve GHOTT Hash

When
Thursday, Jan 19 at 6:15 PM

Where
The Home Depot (Goleta, CA) (6975 Marketplace Dr, Goleta, California 93117)

Hares
Bone Star

Cost
$6

Details
Bring: Headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgin. Plenty of supplies to help build a wall will be available at the start.

Additional Info
On the last night of Obama's presidency, come out and have a beer (or two or three or four or more) to: A) honor his time in office B) celebrate him leaving office C) numb yourselves to the incoming Donald D) look forward to four years of MAGA E) Run a shitty trail and drink with your favorite halfminds, regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on

Aloha, 2017... We're So Fucked

When
Saturday, Jan 14 at 2:00 PM

Where
3845 Sterrett Ave Santa Barbara CA 93110

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.

Additional Info
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer

NYE 2016 Pube Crawl

When
Saturday, Dec 31 at 8:00 PM

Where
The Crocodile Restaurant and Bar (2819 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93105)

Hares
What's a hare?

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl to ring in the New Year!

Topsy Turvy TuTu Hash

When
Saturday, Oct 22 at 3:00 PM

Where
Plaza Rubio/Mission Rose Garden

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Tutu, vessels,and virgins!

Additional Info
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!

McNasty's Mystery Tour Hash

When
Saturday, Sep 24 at 3:00 PM

Where
Rincon (surfspot) Carpinteria, California 93013

Hares
McNasty Impatient Dumbassty

Cost
$6

Details
Vessels of Virgins

What you get
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!

Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.

55 Gallon Drum of Cum (Solo)

When
Saturday, Aug 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
South Patterson Avenue at the bike path. D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.

Hares
Cums Solo

Cost
$6

Details
* Virgins * Vessel * Six dollars (plus extra for bail) * Flashlight * Extra shoes and socks * Ice axe * Carabiners * Gaiters * Tecnu * Bear spray * Scuba gear * Shark repellent Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.

Additional Info
Hey you assholes.... Yeah, you. Heads up, pay attention, all that kinda shit. It's been a damn cool minute since this legendary old-schooler from the H3SoB has strapped on his little bunny shoes and thrown down some trail for your collective displeasure. Well, this former trailmeister and his dirty white sack have returned to kick up some dust and show you halfminds how it's mother-effing done. I suggest you get up off your lazy, excuse-making asses and come out for this trail.

If we only had a hare.... oh wait we do this Saturday

When
Saturday, Jul 30 at 4:00 PM

Where
Mission Rose Garden - Look for hashers

Hares
If I Only Had A Wang

Cost
$6

Details
The usual

What you get
Vessels, Virgins, and your thirst for beer

Additional Info
What's better than a hash? A hash were the hare the trail is freshly pulled from the hare's ass! There will be beer and fun hashers! Get off your asses and enjoy the beautiful SB weather