H3SOB : Runs

Runs

When: Thursday, Aug 31 at 6:15 PM
Where: Embarcadero Municipal Office parking lot (224 Vereda Leyenda, Goleta, CA 93117)
Hares: Bone Star
Cost: $6
Details: Bring: headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgins, backsliders, and a good attitude about driving all the way out to the edge of Goleta

When: Saturday, Jul 29 at 3:00 PM
Where: Alice Keck Memorial Park - Garden Street enterance (1600 Santa Barbara St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)
Hares: Hare: Picassole + Honor Ass
Cost: $6

When: Saturday, Jul 15 at 3:00 PM
Where: El Sueno and Cathedral Oaks Road (Take El Sueno and keep driving towards mountains until you can't drive any more LFH)
Hares: Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cost: $6
Details: Vessels, virgins, and funny stories of one of our favoritest hasher Cum Solo
Additional Info: The two times I have started here Solo always gets "lost" (admittedly the first time was actually me running out of flour), but hey third time is a charm. Solo will be leaving beautiful Santa Barbara to move up to Oregon, so let's send him off with a nice hashy see you later!

When: Tuesday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM
Where: Santa Barbara DMV parking lot- Castillo St (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Spread Eagle
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Note earlier start time!

When: Monday, May 29 at 3:00 PM
Where: La Mesa Park (295 Meigs Rd, Santa Barbara, California 93109)
Hares: Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cost: 5 bucks
Details: Vessels and virgins. Leave your dignity at home
What you get: A short little r*n in SB AND beer! I need to get out and r*n on Monday anyway, so why not throw in flour and beer?
Additional Info: No big crazy hash event, just running and having some beers. It will be a pretty short so you can hash and then go back home and resume your holiday Netflix binge watching session

When: Saturday, May 20 at 3:00 PM
Where: parking lot south of Island Brewery on Maple Avenue (5049 6th St, Carpinteria, CA 93013)
Hares: Mcnasty, GPS, and Hello Penis my old friend
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Pre-Lube at Island Brewery

When: Saturday, Apr 8 at 3:00 PM
Where: Lookout Park Summerland, CA (End of Evans Ave. by the beach)
Hares: Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cost: $6
What you get: A chance to get off your ass and hash on a day, which chances are, will be a gorgeous day
Additional Info: Still working out details but I know park closes at 7:20 and we definitely have to be done by then. No dilly dallying (don't think that's how it's spelled) at the start cuz hare is out at 3:30 sharp!!!! Gonna be relatively short (somewhere between 3-8 miles)

When: Saturday, Mar 11 at 2:00 PM
Where: Calle Real & Carlo, Impulse/Gold's Gym Parking Lot (Calle Real and Carlo - far end of Impulse/Gold's Gym parking lot. )
Hares: Cums Solo and Just Mekia
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Directions - Fairview exit, head towards mountains. Turn left onto Calle Real, right at Carlo, right into parking lot. LFH

When: Saturday, Feb 25 at 2:00 PM
Where: Mission Historical Park & Rose Garden Santa Barbara, California
Hares: Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Bonestar, Butt Chili (and maybe Picassole, if he's feeling frisky)
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Day 2 of the OC Hump Hash invasion of Santa Barbara. After a night of proper lubrication comes a day of improper violation. Gird thy loins. Start is at the Santa Barbara Mission Rose Garden, on the Plaza Rubio side, just a short 5-or-so block drunken stumble north of the Orange Tree Inn. More details to cum. Time may change a bit based on projected attendance.