Runs


Hump Hash Invasion Pub Crawl

When
Friday, Feb 24 at 7:00 PM

Where
Orange Tree Inn (1920 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

Hares
TBD

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl

Additional Info
The OC Hump Hash is invading Santa Barbara and to kick off the weekend activities we are starting with a Pub Crawl of Downtown Santa Barbara!! Wear your finest Leather or Lace attire, bring your ID, Cash, Phone, and a spare liver because we are going BIG!!!! It will be a shit show fo sho, especially for those who are taking the train up so prime yer livers and pace yourselves before you wreck yourselves!! LOL!! Meet at front of Orange Tree Inn and be ready to stumble and crawl up and down State Street. We will mark the path with chalk as we enter and leave each location. Our beautiful Pub Crawl Mistress Titt Mitt will be leading us through the many awesome bars of Santa Barbara!! This is pay as you go event so be sure to bring dollars!! Bring a phone for Uber/Lyft to get back to hotel if you just can't muster up the strength to crawl back to the hotel from all the drinking exercise you will be partaking in!!

Post VD Bastard Hash

When
Wednesday, Feb 15 at 6:15 PM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
No No Bad Dog & Just Murphy

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Did you not have a date for Valentine's Day? Did you not get any "V" or "D"? Then come join us for a Fantastic Post Valentines Day Run! Bring your broken hearts, melted chocolates, thorny roses, shiggy socks, ID, cash and heartless soles for a shitty trail.

IP Freely Floratini Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 11 at 2:00 PM

Where
Leadbetter Beach Parking Lot

Hares
Spotted Condom

Cost
$6

Backsliding into Groundhog Day Hash

When
Thursday, Feb 2 at 6:15 PM

Where
Stow House Parking Lot (304 N Los Carneros Rd, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Ghost Pepper Skidmark

Cost
$6

Details
Hare lies at 6:35, pack out at 6:50

Additional Info
Tired of your same mundane life repeating itself day after day? Declare to yourself that you're not going to live by their rules anymore and come back to the hash and shake things up.

Baja Montecito Returns!! YOU get a hash, YOU get a hash...

When
Saturday, Jan 28 at 2:00 PM

Where
1287 Coast Village Cir, Santa Barbara, CA 93108-2712, United States

Hares
Blow Ho and others

Cost
$6

Additional Info
OK...this probably won't be the On In (hare lies), but you do get to hash in the tony village just a tiara's toss from - oh, never mind, Just come...please come...hash in Montecito as a guest of the amazing, long lost but never forgotten, Baja Montecito Hash House Harriers!. Co-GM Panama may have moved to Oregon, but the ever-popular BlowHo and some mystery hares will show you a good...no, GREAT time! Please be sure to bring Technu, a flashlight, two virgins, and a lust for the good life. AND make sure to say Hi to the neighbors!

Orange is the New Black AKA Inaguaration Eve GHOTT Hash

When
Thursday, Jan 19 at 6:15 PM

Where
The Home Depot (Goleta, CA) (6975 Marketplace Dr, Goleta, California 93117)

Hares
Bone Star

Cost
$6

Details
Bring: Headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgin. Plenty of supplies to help build a wall will be available at the start.

Additional Info
On the last night of Obama's presidency, come out and have a beer (or two or three or four or more) to: A) honor his time in office B) celebrate him leaving office C) numb yourselves to the incoming Donald D) look forward to four years of MAGA E) Run a shitty trail and drink with your favorite halfminds, regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on

Aloha, 2017... We're So Fucked

When
Saturday, Jan 14 at 2:00 PM

Where
3845 Sterrett Ave Santa Barbara CA 93110

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Bring the usual hash-friendly bits and baubles: vessels, virgins, shiggy socks, whistles, headlamps, spare livers, powerful thirsts.

Additional Info
Hare lies: - I don't know what the fuck I am doing for this trail (that is not a lie) - Trail is A to B (not a lie) bag wagon in house driveway Start is a house and there is limited parking around.If you can't find parking you can park at the Church on La Cumbre and Foothill. At the Foothill/La Cumbre there will be arrows pointing you to where all the other half wits are meeting and drinking beer. Go through blue gate on the left side of the house and follow arrows to the beer

NYE 2016 Pube Crawl

When
Saturday, Dec 31 at 8:00 PM

Where
The Crocodile Restaurant and Bar (2819 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93105)

Hares
What's a hare?

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl to ring in the New Year!

Topsy Turvy TuTu Hash

When
Saturday, Oct 22 at 3:00 PM

Where
Plaza Rubio/Mission Rose Garden

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Tutu, vessels,and virgins!

Additional Info
Been a while since this harriette has laid a shitty.... trail so hold on to your asses. Hare out at 3:30 sharp!! Get up off your lazy butt, put on that sexy tutu, and come hash in this ugly place that we live!

McNasty's Mystery Tour Hash

When
Saturday, Sep 24 at 3:00 PM

Where
Rincon (surfspot) Carpinteria, California 93013

Hares
McNasty Impatient Dumbassty

Cost
$6

Details
Vessels of Virgins

What you get
A Trail: nice and easy. yes, beer checks, rash checks, body checks, water checks and rent checks!

Additional Info
D'erections: Rincon Beach Park, (In the parking lot) Location: parking lot, south/east exit #83 if southbound on 101. If northbound 101, try exit #83 or exit #84 for sure.