$10 for Food, Drinks, & Trail for Food, Drinks, & Trail
What you get
$10 gets you a Bastard vessel, trail beer, pizza at the on after (Cliff Room) and the opportunity to hang with your favorite half-minds."
Attention all wanks and diddlers! H3SoB is being invaded by an insidious group of Bastards! The following statement has been issued bya representative of these would-be subjugators: "The Bastards are celebrating 10 years of drunkenly r*nning/walking/stumbling/crawling through the streets and shiggy of Santa Barbara. Cum celebrate their milestone analversary with a special Saturday trail.
1:30 p.m. show 2:00 p.m. hare off 2:15 p.m. pack out On After: Pizza & Drinks @ Cliff Room
virgin, vessel, and tutu. Leave that thing called dignity at home
What you get
Food, Drinks, & Trail
t's that time of year to celebrate our local SOB kennel! This happens anally, so this is the one time this year we get to celebrate all that these shit-fingers do for us. So ... let's party!!!! The hares have a delicious trail in the works, as well as a BBQ On-After with keg(s?) on the beach.
Cum one, cum all!
It's time again to appease the Gods of libation with, who else, but your favorite ball licking hounds!
It's the last day of the month as well as Bartender Appreciation Day - so honestly, is there any better way to spend your Saturday afternoon? You can thus appreciate yourself after trail, or join in at the on-after party somewhere downtown 😘
vessel, virgin, a piece of string, and hat of your choosing to hash in
First H3SOB hash of 2018! Let's pop that 2018 Saturday hash cherry! This hare has nothing but the shittiest trail in store for you. Show up to start with your silliest mad hat or any fun little hat to put on your head (head? Who said head?)
a headlamp (or substitute with a light saber), cash, ID, whistles, virgins, knowledge of the Force
Having already invaded the Imperial for happy hour last month, the hash will "strike back" again for a shitty trail (free of fire and ash!) through the Goodland of Goleta. Prelube and on after at the Imperial.