Runs


Beach Blanket Bingo

When
Monday, Sep 4 at 10:00 AM

Where
Padero Lane Summerland CA

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Come relax and enjoy the company of all (well maybe it's more like some) of your beloved H3SOB hashers this Labor Day. There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be fun had by all. Bring your bathing suit, towel, beach snackies for on after, sunscreen

What you get
A long trail with at least 50 beer checks followed by beach hang out. Bloody Mary's and mimosa at 10am start.

On After
Zee beach!!

To the Edge of Goleta and Beyond GHOTT Hash

When
Thursday, Aug 31 at 6:15 PM

Where
Embarcadero Municipal Office parking lot (224 Vereda Leyenda, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Bone Star

Cost
$6

Details
Bring: headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgins, backsliders, and a good attitude about driving all the way out to the edge of Goleta

Hash Time

When
Saturday, Jul 29 at 3:00 PM

Where
Alice Keck Memorial Park - Garden Street enterance (1600 Santa Barbara St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

Hares
Hare: Picassole + Honor Ass

Cost
$6

Don't cum(s) solo!!

When
Saturday, Jul 15 at 3:00 PM

Where
El Sueno and Cathedral Oaks Road (Take El Sueno and keep driving towards mountains until you can't drive any more LFH)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Vessels, virgins, and funny stories of one of our favoritest hasher Cum Solo

Additional Info
The two times I have started here Solo always gets "lost" (admittedly the first time was actually me running out of flour), but hey third time is a charm. Solo will be leaving beautiful Santa Barbara to move up to Oregon, so let's send him off with a nice hashy see you later!

4th of July Minute Man (sorry ladies) hash - Earlier start

When
Tuesday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

Where
Santa Barbara DMV parking lot- Castillo St (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Spread Eagle

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Note earlier start time!

California Wet Dreaming Campout 2017

When
Friday, Jun 30 at 2:00 PM

Where

Hares
TBD

Cost
Rego will be open on 10 March - see link for details

Links
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  • Mammorial day minute man (sorry ladies) hash

    When
    Monday, May 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    La Mesa Park (295 Meigs Rd, Santa Barbara, California 93109)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    5 bucks

    Details
    Vessels and virgins. Leave your dignity at home

    What you get
    A short little r*n in SB AND beer! I need to get out and r*n on Monday anyway, so why not throw in flour and beer?

    Additional Info
    No big crazy hash event, just running and having some beers. It will be a pretty short so you can hash and then go back home and resume your holiday Netflix binge watching session

    The Love Triangle Hash

    When
    Saturday, May 20 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    parking lot south of Island Brewery on Maple Avenue (5049 6th St, Carpinteria, CA 93013)

    Hares
    Mcnasty, GPS, and Hello Penis my old friend

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Pre-Lube at Island Brewery

    Time to R*n Sukas

    When
    Saturday, Apr 8 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Lookout Park Summerland, CA (End of Evans Ave. by the beach)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    What you get
    A chance to get off your ass and hash on a day, which chances are, will be a gorgeous day

    Additional Info
    Still working out details but I know park closes at 7:20 and we definitely have to be done by then. No dilly dallying (don't think that's how it's spelled) at the start cuz hare is out at 3:30 sharp!!!! Gonna be relatively short (somewhere between 3-8 miles)

    Hey look! A Hash R*n!

    When
    Saturday, Mar 11 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Calle Real & Carlo, Impulse/Gold's Gym Parking Lot (Calle Real and Carlo - far end of Impulse/Gold's Gym parking lot. )

    Hares
    Cums Solo and Just Mekia

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Directions - Fairview exit, head towards mountains. Turn left onto Calle Real, right at Carlo, right into parking lot. LFH