Absolutely gonna be a shitty trail! Bring a swimming suit if you wanting to partake in possible hottubbing. (Hot tub hand job not included)
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Jizzzz will provide enough of the golden nectar on trail to remind us that while the liver tends to get all the credit for helping us process that alcohol, the kidneys deserve their day, too. Join your fellow dysfunctional halfminds for a shitty trail in honor of all this pair does for you.
6 bucks with hare(s)to be determined. Martinis at the start and guaranteed shitty trail. Floral attire encouraged, so save the date to remember our dear IP.
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We all have missed his "Martini Run" blogs before blogs were a thing. He had a spirit that was of the hash and was a perfect fit. Unfortunately the hash had him for such a short time and we have been cheated by his early departure. He is and will always be fondly remembered. Intermediates away!!!!
Drinking Practice & Art Admiration
When
Thursday, Feb 6 at 6:00 PM
Where
Elsie's (117 W De La Guerra St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)
Hares
Drinking Practice
Cost
Self Funded
Details
Our crafty harriette Keys to the Titty will have art on display at Elsie's for First Thursday. Cum join us for some drinking practice and to support our talented beer guzzling lady hasher!
A rain coat!! Last few times meeting at this location it was/started pouring rain.
Bring a vessel. Limited single use plastic cups (Solo cups) at the start. Bring your thirst for golden nectar and hanging out with other half minds.
The Inaugural Graceland Hash - Santa Barbara heads (who said head?) to SLO
For $45 you will get beer, dinner, beer, dancing to Just A Band (the band that plays at North/South), beer, an awesome trail with no shiggy and no place to show off your awesome Elvisness and beer!
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Y’all, it’s time to gather together Memphis Mafia style and celebrate Elvis’s birthday on Saturday, January 11th for the first ever Graceland Hash! “But I started a kale cleanse coupled with some sunning on my taint for my New Years resolution!” Alcohol is the best cleanser! And a resolution that keeps you from having fun is just a sorry ass messolution! Come dressed as your favorite Elvis or as anyone else in his life! The Colonel! Priscilla! A peanut butter and bacon sandwich! Richard Nixon! Elvis in a gi! Elvis with a stick of ghee! Who doesn’t like the King of Rock and Roll carrying a stick of clarified butter?
IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels.
It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)
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Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.
