Runs


The Imperial March GHOTT Hash

When
Thursday, Jan 25 at 6:15 PM

Where
Parking lot of the Imperial Lounge (320 S Kellogg Ave, Goleta, CA 93117)

Hares
Bone Star & Just Dave

Cost
$6

Details
a headlamp (or substitute with a light saber), cash, ID, whistles, virgins, knowledge of the Force

Additional Info
Having already invaded the Imperial for happy hour last month, the hash will "strike back" again for a shitty trail (free of fire and ash!) through the Goodland of Goleta. Prelube and on after at the Imperial.

XXXtra Swankfancy NYE Pube Crawl

When
Sunday, Dec 31 at 8:00 PM

Where
The Crocodile Restaurant and Bar (2819 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93105)

Hares
TBD

Cost
Self-funded pub crawl to ring in the New Year!

Additional Info
Get your shit together, put on a pair of pants if you want, and meet all your favorite halfminds for a filthy New Year's Eve self-funded pub crawl in the festively ash-coated streets of beautiful Santa Barbara. All the local hash celebrities will be there. You will be too, if'n you know what's good for you. Cheers, and On-On!

XXXTra Trashy XXXmas Hash -Updated for Thomas

When
Saturday, Dec 16 at 2:00 PM

Where
Mel's Lounge (209 W Carrillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
N95 Mask, festive cheer, shiggy socks, vessels, virgins, and your gayest apparel (think Snt Hrd jean shorts). Air quality is still pretty poor due to Thomas Fire so we will be walking to a few bars to hang out!

Additional Info
You can park at the Carrillo commuter lot and head to Mel's. Start pitchers will be there for consumption but this hash will be a self funded pubcrawl where we will consume beer dressed in N95 masks and holiday cheer! Come be trashy with all your favorite H3SoB peeps

On After
Somewhere with food to soak up the booze

The Bastard Festivus Returns

When
Saturday, Dec 9 at 1:30 PM

Where
Ben Page Youth Center, Santa Barbara, CA (4540 Hollister Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93110)

Hares
Snot Hard

Cost
$12 - meal provided at on after!

What you get
Approximate itinerary: 1:30 - Prelube to construct the aluminum pole Santa Bastard style 2:00 - The Airing of Grievances - A short circle of crimes and accusations to tell your fellow hashers all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. 2:15 - Hare off 2:30 - Pack out On after will feature a barbecue dinner and dismantling of the aluminum pole.

Additional Info
D'erections: From Carpinteria and Ventura - Take 101 North to the State Street/San Marcos Pass exit (Exit 101B). Get into the left lane. At the traffic light, turn left onto State Street and go 1.4 miles. (State Street becomes Hollister at about the railroad crossing.) Ben Page Youth Center will be on your right. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot to your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking, look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards. From San Luis Obispo - Take 101 South to the Turnpike Road exit (Exit 103) and turn right at the traffic light onto Turnpike, getting into the left lane. At the Hollister traffic light turn left and go about 0.7 miles. Ben Page Youth Center will be on your left. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot on your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards.

North South 2017

When
Friday, Nov 24 at 6:00 PM

Where
Paso Robles CA

Hares
TBD

Cost
Early bird registration price is $120.69 if you register before July 31st! Aug 1st - Sep 30th price is $135.69. On Oct 1st the price goes up to $155.69 and will stay at that price until the event date or we are full (250 max!).

What you get
Price includes 3 days of trail, Beer, dinner on Friday and Saturday, Beer, lunch on Sunday, Beer, and fabulous schwag. (Cutoff date for guaranteed giveaways will be announced later.) Registration/payment info cumming soon! Mark your calendars!!

Links
  • Registration

  • H3SOB Golden (Shower) Analversary

    When
    Saturday, Sep 23 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Carrillo commuter parking log (400 W. Carrillo Street)

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Golden attire, bladder full of urine (Budlight), vessels, and vigins. More details to cum

    Triple Layer Throwdown Hash

    When
    Saturday, Sep 9 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Oak Park

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Beach Blanket Bingo

    When
    Monday, Sep 4 at 10:00 AM

    Where
    Padero Lane Summerland CA

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Come relax and enjoy the company of all (well maybe it's more like some) of your beloved H3SOB hashers this Labor Day. There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be fun had by all. Bring your bathing suit, towel, beach snackies for on after, sunscreen

    What you get
    A long trail with at least 50 beer checks followed by beach hang out. Bloody Mary's and mimosa at 10am start.

    On After
    Zee beach!!

    To the Edge of Goleta and Beyond GHOTT Hash

    When
    Thursday, Aug 31 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    Embarcadero Municipal Office parking lot (224 Vereda Leyenda, Goleta, CA 93117)

    Hares
    Bone Star

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Bring: headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgins, backsliders, and a good attitude about driving all the way out to the edge of Goleta

    Hash Time

    When
    Saturday, Jul 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Alice Keck Memorial Park - Garden Street enterance (1600 Santa Barbara St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

    Hares
    Hare: Picassole + Honor Ass

    Cost
    $6