Vessels strongly encouraged. Y'all have hashed enough that you have some sort of vessel, so a very limited amount of Solo cups will be at the start. If we are getting rid of straws we should limit our plastic consumption like proper hippy Californians!!
Floral clothing and your thirst for alcohol is all you need for this hash
What you get
A hash you silly wanker.
Additional Info
Come celebrate and remember a truly missed hasher IP Freely who loved martinis and graced us with beautiful flower at every run start. Note 1 o'clock run start so we can enjoy a wonderful martini and watch the hare go out at 1:30 (fish)
rando wrapped/warped gift, bail money, and costumes that look good in a mugshot
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You've been bad all year, and this is the trail you deserve. Any questions? Sh*tty gift exchange? Yes, that p0rn in your closet isn't getting any newer. Bring that. Booze? We'll fight over gifts that look like booze. Cut a hole in a box? It never works, does it, SNt? We will provide that cider that (mostly) girls love, Dicken's Cider, and then we will see where trail goes from there!
Our fabulous and overzealous hares seem to have overestimated the motor skills of the not-so-average halfmind and will be leading us on a bicycle-based trail. Find yourself a somewhat bicycle-shaped mode of conveyance, bring your usual attire and gear (and virgins), and get your ass to the hash. Should be weird. Someone might end up in the hospital. They have the good drugs there.
$10 for Food, Drinks, & Trail for Food, Drinks, & Trail
What you get
$10 gets you a Bastard vessel, trail beer, pizza at the on after (Cliff Room) and the opportunity to hang with your favorite half-minds."
Additional Info
Attention all wanks and diddlers! H3SoB is being invaded by an insidious group of Bastards! The following statement has been issued bya representative of these would-be subjugators: "The Bastards are celebrating 10 years of drunkenly r*nning/walking/stumbling/crawling through the streets and shiggy of Santa Barbara. Cum celebrate their milestone analversary with a special Saturday trail.
On After
1:30 p.m. show 2:00 p.m. hare off 2:15 p.m. pack out On After: Pizza & Drinks @ Cliff Room
virgin, vessel, and tutu. Leave that thing called dignity at home
What you get
Food, Drinks, & Trail
Additional Info
t's that time of year to celebrate our local SOB kennel! This happens anally, so this is the one time this year we get to celebrate all that these shit-fingers do for us. So ... let's party!!!! The hares have a delicious trail in the works, as well as a BBQ On-After with keg(s?) on the beach.
Bring floaties, gator repellent, signal device, what's left of your liver after celebrating CumSession's Bday.
What you get
There shall be: prelube, sand in all the wrong places, moisture, shiggy, ocean, scampering, beer, unreasonably long songs, etc.
Additional Info
2 mile all-paved Turkey Walk with one beer check ... Eagle trail around 6.9 miles with 2 beer checks and a "bag of mystery" (spoiler alert : it's booze)
Cum one, cum all!
It's time again to appease the Gods of libation with, who else, but your favorite ball licking hounds!
It's the last day of the month as well as Bartender Appreciation Day - so honestly, is there any better way to spend your Saturday afternoon? You can thus appreciate yourself after trail, or join in at the on-after party somewhere downtown 😘
Bring a vessel, a virgin, your best necktie, & fanciest pair o boxer shorts, id ( unless you have a silver/platinum mane like ours!), & $$ if you don't like beer.
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Cum on out for a little fun in the sun in Noleta! There will be shiggy, really flat trail, doggie friendly, but not so for strollers
