Runs


XXXTra Trashy XXXmas Hash

When
Saturday, Dec 16 at 2:00 PM

Where
Carrillo commuter parking log

Hares
Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Festive cheer, shiggy socks, vessels, virgins, and your gayest apperal (think Snt Hrd jean shorts) More details to cum shortly

The Bastard Festivus Returns

When
Saturday, Dec 9 at 1:30 PM

Where
Ben Page Youth Center, Santa Barbara, CA (4540 Hollister Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93110)

Hares
Snot Hard

Cost
$12 - meal provided at on after!

What you get
Approximate itinerary: 1:30 - Prelube to construct the aluminum pole Santa Bastard style 2:00 - The Airing of Grievances - A short circle of crimes and accusations to tell your fellow hashers all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. 2:15 - Hare off 2:30 - Pack out On after will feature a barbecue dinner and dismantling of the aluminum pole.

Additional Info
D'erections: From Carpinteria and Ventura - Take 101 North to the State Street/San Marcos Pass exit (Exit 101B). Get into the left lane. At the traffic light, turn left onto State Street and go 1.4 miles. (State Street becomes Hollister at about the railroad crossing.) Ben Page Youth Center will be on your right. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot to your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking, look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards. From San Luis Obispo - Take 101 South to the Turnpike Road exit (Exit 103) and turn right at the traffic light onto Turnpike, getting into the left lane. At the Hollister traffic light turn left and go about 0.7 miles. Ben Page Youth Center will be on your left. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot on your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards.

North South 2017

When
Friday, Nov 24 at 6:00 PM

Where
Paso Robles CA

Hares
TBD

Cost
Early bird registration price is $120.69 if you register before July 31st! Aug 1st - Sep 30th price is $135.69. On Oct 1st the price goes up to $155.69 and will stay at that price until the event date or we are full (250 max!).

What you get
Price includes 3 days of trail, Beer, dinner on Friday and Saturday, Beer, lunch on Sunday, Beer, and fabulous schwag. (Cutoff date for guaranteed giveaways will be announced later.) Registration/payment info cumming soon! Mark your calendars!!

Links
  • Registration

  • H3SOB Golden (Shower) Analversary

    When
    Saturday, Sep 23 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Carrillo commuter parking log (400 W. Carrillo Street)

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Golden attire, bladder full of urine (Budlight), vessels, and vigins. More details to cum

    Triple Layer Throwdown Hash

    When
    Saturday, Sep 9 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Oak Park

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Beach Blanket Bingo

    When
    Monday, Sep 4 at 10:00 AM

    Where
    Padero Lane Summerland CA

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Come relax and enjoy the company of all (well maybe it's more like some) of your beloved H3SOB hashers this Labor Day. There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be fun had by all. Bring your bathing suit, towel, beach snackies for on after, sunscreen

    What you get
    A long trail with at least 50 beer checks followed by beach hang out. Bloody Mary's and mimosa at 10am start.

    On After
    Zee beach!!

    To the Edge of Goleta and Beyond GHOTT Hash

    When
    Thursday, Aug 31 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    Embarcadero Municipal Office parking lot (224 Vereda Leyenda, Goleta, CA 93117)

    Hares
    Bone Star

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Bring: headlamps, shiggy socks, whistles, virgins, backsliders, and a good attitude about driving all the way out to the edge of Goleta

    Hash Time

    When
    Saturday, Jul 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Alice Keck Memorial Park - Garden Street enterance (1600 Santa Barbara St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

    Hares
    Hare: Picassole + Honor Ass

    Cost
    $6

    Don't cum(s) solo!!

    When
    Saturday, Jul 15 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    El Sueno and Cathedral Oaks Road (Take El Sueno and keep driving towards mountains until you can't drive any more LFH)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Vessels, virgins, and funny stories of one of our favoritest hasher Cum Solo

    Additional Info
    The two times I have started here Solo always gets "lost" (admittedly the first time was actually me running out of flour), but hey third time is a charm. Solo will be leaving beautiful Santa Barbara to move up to Oregon, so let's send him off with a nice hashy see you later!

    4th of July Minute Man (sorry ladies) hash - Earlier start

    When
    Tuesday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

    Where
    Santa Barbara DMV parking lot- Castillo St (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Note earlier start time!