Runs


All work and no play makes (insert hash name here) a dull boy/girl - Pubcrawl

When
Thursday, Oct 31 at 7:30 PM

Where
The Project - Corazon Cocina & Taproom (214 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Keys to the Titty

Cost
Self Funded

Additional Info
It's Halloween!! Cum out for and hang out with your favorite half minds on a day that all other people wait 365 days for to put a costume on, and a hasher calls a Tuesday.

H3SoB 25th Analversayr - Day 3 - Hangover Bumbleabout

When
Sunday, Sep 22 at 10:00 AM

Where
Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Spread Eagle

Cost
$5 walk up for those not registered for weekend event

Details
That hung over ass

What you get
A hare and a hair the dog

H3SoB 25th Analverary! -Day 2 - Shi**y Trail for That Ass

When
Saturday, Sep 21 at 12:00 PM

Where
Rocky Nook Park (610 Mission Canyon Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105)

Hares
ButtChili and Projectile Dogshit

Cost
$20 walk up OR included if registered

Details
Vessels and stuff

What you get
A shitty ass trail for that ass

H3SoB 25th Analversary - Day 1 Silver Themed Pubcrawl Kick Off

When
Friday, Sep 20 at 7:00 PM

Where
Dargan's Irish Pub and Restaurant (18 E Ortega St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
Mostly self funded - liquid treats available for those registered. $5 walk up for those not registered

Details
Silver attire and thirst for alcohol

What you get
Kick off H3SoB Anniversary with a Friday night Pub Crawl to exercise that liver for a weekend of craziness and debauchery.

On After
Where ever the hell we end up

Unnamed Garden Variety Hash, Nothing to See Here

When
Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM

Where
Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Quarter Slut

Cost
$6

Details
Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.

Additional Info
Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail

When
Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)

Hares
Spread Eagle and YAS

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?

Forth o July Minuteman Hash

When
Thursday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

Where
DMV @ Castillo and Haley (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Honor Ass & Jizzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, earplugs, and that 'merican red, white , and blue ass

Additional Info
Yes, it's a "last minute" pull it outta my ass trail Cum help celebrate our country's bday & Honor's 18th anniversary.

Hash To Honor Brrrr!

When
Sunday, May 26 at 3:00 PM

Where

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

Additional Info
Brrr loved to hash even after her accident . Many years ago the H3SoB Hash did a fundraiser for her to help with some of her expenses post accident. She continued to be an active participant, particularly at theme runs, especially Mini Skirt. The guys could always rely on a hand going up their skirts just to make sure they were wearing them correctly! This will be a celebration of her life, which is what she would have wanted. Brrr ( Diane) was fun loving, private, sometimes naughty and sometimes withdrawn. Nothing would make her happier than being a part of a large costumed group of hashers terrorizing the streets of Santa Barbara. The start location will be announced soon but please save the date. This is for everyone who knew her and everyone who would love a chance to dress up ( or not) and enjoy running with no timing chip, race bibs or expectations other than having a fun time and celebrating someone who left us far too early.

Hash-like Event of Some Sort

When
Saturday, May 4 at 3:00 PM

Where
Parking lot of old Empress restaurant LFH (2299 Las Positas Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105-4116, United States)

Hares
Honor Ass and Picassole

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Cinco de Mayo Eve with beer, tequila (mmmmmmm), fun, and beautiful SB weather

Zombie Jesus Eve hash

When
Saturday, Apr 20 at 2:00 PM

Where
Big ass tree close to Parma meeting place LFH/marks to start from trail entrance. (2-66 El Cielito Rd)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, and thirst for beer

Additional Info
Cum out on a beautiful SB afternoon for a small jaunt through Parma Park with the family you hate to love (hash family) before Easter Sunday with the family you love to hate. Foxtails pulled out from socks from scouting so if you want to protect those gorgeous legs bring shiggy socks.