Runs


Unnamed Garden Variety Hash, Nothing to See Here

When
Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM

Where
Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Quarter Slut

Cost
$6

Details
Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.

Additional Info
Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail

When
Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)

Hares
Spread Eagle and YAS

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?

Forth o July Minuteman Hash

When
Thursday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

Where
DMV @ Castillo and Haley (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Honor Ass & Jizzzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, earplugs, and that 'merican red, white , and blue ass

Additional Info
Yes, it's a "last minute" pull it outta my ass trail Cum help celebrate our country's bday & Honor's 18th anniversary.

Hash To Honor Brrrr!

When
Sunday, May 26 at 3:00 PM

Where

Hares
TBD

Cost
TBD

Additional Info
Brrr loved to hash even after her accident . Many years ago the H3SoB Hash did a fundraiser for her to help with some of her expenses post accident. She continued to be an active participant, particularly at theme runs, especially Mini Skirt. The guys could always rely on a hand going up their skirts just to make sure they were wearing them correctly! This will be a celebration of her life, which is what she would have wanted. Brrr ( Diane) was fun loving, private, sometimes naughty and sometimes withdrawn. Nothing would make her happier than being a part of a large costumed group of hashers terrorizing the streets of Santa Barbara. The start location will be announced soon but please save the date. This is for everyone who knew her and everyone who would love a chance to dress up ( or not) and enjoy running with no timing chip, race bibs or expectations other than having a fun time and celebrating someone who left us far too early.

Hash-like Event of Some Sort

When
Saturday, May 4 at 3:00 PM

Where
Parking lot of old Empress restaurant LFH (2299 Las Positas Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105-4116, United States)

Hares
Honor Ass and Picassole

Cost
$6

Additional Info
Cinco de Mayo Eve with beer, tequila (mmmmmmm), fun, and beautiful SB weather

Zombie Jesus Eve hash

When
Saturday, Apr 20 at 2:00 PM

Where
Big ass tree close to Parma meeting place LFH/marks to start from trail entrance. (2-66 El Cielito Rd)

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, and thirst for beer

Additional Info
Cum out on a beautiful SB afternoon for a small jaunt through Parma Park with the family you hate to love (hash family) before Easter Sunday with the family you love to hate. Foxtails pulled out from socks from scouting so if you want to protect those gorgeous legs bring shiggy socks.

New Beers Eve Hash

When
Saturday, Apr 6 at 1:00 PM

Where
Escondido Park (1306 Flora Vista Dr, Santa Barbara, CA 93109)

Hares
Keys to the Titty & Projectile Dogshit

Cost
$6

Details
Virgins, whistles, disco balls (or ball, no judgement here), beer vessel, shiggy socks, an appetite for god's greatest nectar.

What you get
BEER!!! Start drinking at 1 o'clock. Hares out at 1:30ish

Additional Info
Cum one, cum all, & cum at the same time! Yet again there's a shitty trail in the works from your fellow fuckin' fucks. This hash is dedicated to those who had to live 13 years without beer pouring from tavern taps! (the horror!!) The year was 1933 on April 6th when Roosevelt said enough was enough & the federal government made beer legal again! We really are fortunate assholes. So let's celebrate with a hash!

Hunny Pot Hash

When
Saturday, Mar 9 at 2:00 AM

Where
Mackenzie Park, Upper Parking Lot at the Lawn Bowling Center (Las Positas Rd & McCaw Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93105)

Hares
Honor Ass & Picassole

Cost
$6

Details
The same crap you should always bring to a hash: vessel, shiggy socks, whistle, virgins, crappy attitude, powerful thirst for the beerses.

What you get
Sweaty? Drunk? Laid? All depends on you.

Additional Info
You might get wet so come prepared...

On After
Up to the Hares

National Margarita Day TuTu Hash - on a Friday!

When
Friday, Feb 22 at 6:15 PM

Where
TBD

Hares
Bone Star & Keys to the Titty

Cost
$6

Details
MUST wear a tutu. Recommended to bring a virgin, cash and ID.

Additional Info
We think it's no coincidence that National Margarita Day also falls on a 2-2. Come imbibe some tasty 'ritas while flaunting your clothing of toule around unsuspecting muggles of Santa Barbara.

CCPH3 Cum Back Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 16 at 12:00 PM

Where
Santa Maria Brewing (115 Cuyama Ln, Nipomo, CA 93444 A-A+)

Hares
National Pornographic

Cost
$5

What you get
Cum one cum all!! Time to get out and bring your morning drip, clap, scurvy, the bug, fever blisters, pox, crabs and crotch critters. To help welcome back the Central Coast Pirates from their trip across seas unknown hunting for foreign booty and we've got the STDs to prove it!

Additional Info
Wear Pink and Red for this STD hash!