vessel, virgin, a piece of string, and hat of your choosing to hash in
First H3SOB hash of 2018! Let's pop that 2018 Saturday hash cherry! This hare has nothing but the shittiest trail in store for you. Show up to start with your silliest mad hat or any fun little hat to put on your head (head? Who said head?)
a headlamp (or substitute with a light saber), cash, ID, whistles, virgins, knowledge of the Force
Having already invaded the Imperial for happy hour last month, the hash will "strike back" again for a shitty trail (free of fire and ash!) through the Goodland of Goleta. Prelube and on after at the Imperial.
Get your shit together, put on a pair of pants if you want, and meet all your favorite halfminds for a filthy New Year's Eve self-funded pub crawl in the festively ash-coated streets of beautiful Santa Barbara. All the local hash celebrities will be there. You will be too, if'n you know what's good for you. Cheers, and On-On!
N95 Mask, festive cheer, shiggy socks, vessels, virgins, and your gayest apparel (think Snt Hrd jean shorts). Air quality is still pretty poor due to Thomas Fire so we will be walking to a few bars to hang out!
You can park at the Carrillo commuter lot and head to Mel's. Start pitchers will be there for consumption but this hash will be a self funded pubcrawl where we will consume beer dressed in N95 masks and holiday cheer! Come be trashy with all your favorite H3SoB peeps
1:30 - Prelube to construct the aluminum pole Santa Bastard style
2:00 - The Airing of Grievances - A short circle of crimes and accusations to tell your fellow hashers all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
2:15 - Hare off
2:30 - Pack out
On after will feature a barbecue dinner and dismantling of the aluminum pole.
D'erections: From Carpinteria and Ventura - Take 101 North to the State Street/San Marcos Pass exit (Exit 101B). Get into the left lane. At the traffic light, turn left onto State Street and go 1.4 miles. (State Street becomes Hollister at about the railroad crossing.) Ben Page Youth Center will be on your right. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot to your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking, look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards. From San Luis Obispo - Take 101 South to the Turnpike Road exit (Exit 103) and turn right at the traffic light onto Turnpike, getting into the left lane. At the Hollister traffic light turn left and go about 0.7 miles. Ben Page Youth Center will be on your left. Once entering, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot on your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards.
North South 2017
Friday, Nov 24 at 6:00 PM
Paso Robles CA
Early bird registration price is $120.69 if you register before July 31st! Aug 1st - Sep 30th price is $135.69. On Oct 1st the price goes up to $155.69 and will stay at that price until the event date or we are full (250 max!).
What you get
Price includes 3 days of trail, Beer, dinner on Friday and Saturday, Beer, lunch on Sunday, Beer, and fabulous schwag. (Cutoff date for guaranteed giveaways will be announced later.)
Registration/payment info cumming soon! Mark your calendars!!
Come relax and enjoy the company of all (well maybe it's more like some) of your beloved H3SOB hashers this Labor Day. There will be a trail. There will be beer. There will be fun had by all.
Bring your bathing suit, towel, beach snackies for on after, sunscreen
What you get
A long trail with at least 50 beer checks followed by beach hang out. Bloody Mary's and mimosa at 10am start.