Runs


North South 2017

When
Friday, Nov 24 at 6:00 PM

Where
Paso Robles CA

Hares
TBD

Cost
Early bird registration price is $120.69 if you register before July 31st! Aug 1st - Sep 30th price is $135.69. On Oct 1st the price goes up to $155.69 and will stay at that price until the event date or we are full (250 max!).

What you get
Price includes 3 days of trail, Beer, dinner on Friday and Saturday, Beer, lunch on Sunday, Beer, and fabulous schwag. (Cutoff date for guaranteed giveaways will be announced later.) Registration/payment info cumming soon! Mark your calendars!!

Links
  • Registration

  • Hash Time

    When
    Saturday, Jul 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Alice Keck Memorial Park - Garden Street enterance (1600 Santa Barbara St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

    Hares
    Hare: Picassole + Honor Ass

    Cost
    $6

    Don't cum(s) solo!!

    When
    Saturday, Jul 15 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    El Sueno and Cathedral Oaks Road (Take El Sueno and keep driving towards mountains until you can't drive any more LFH)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Vessels, virgins, and funny stories of one of our favoritest hasher Cum Solo

    Additional Info
    The two times I have started here Solo always gets "lost" (admittedly the first time was actually me running out of flour), but hey third time is a charm. Solo will be leaving beautiful Santa Barbara to move up to Oregon, so let's send him off with a nice hashy see you later!

    4th of July Minute Man (sorry ladies) hash - Earlier start

    When
    Tuesday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM

    Where
    Santa Barbara DMV parking lot- Castillo St (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Note earlier start time!

    California Wet Dreaming Campout 2017

    When
    Friday, Jun 30 at 2:00 PM

    Where

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    Rego will be open on 10 March - see link for details

    Links
  • More Info

  • Mammorial day minute man (sorry ladies) hash

    When
    Monday, May 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    La Mesa Park (295 Meigs Rd, Santa Barbara, California 93109)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    5 bucks

    Details
    Vessels and virgins. Leave your dignity at home

    What you get
    A short little r*n in SB AND beer! I need to get out and r*n on Monday anyway, so why not throw in flour and beer?

    Additional Info
    No big crazy hash event, just running and having some beers. It will be a pretty short so you can hash and then go back home and resume your holiday Netflix binge watching session

    The Love Triangle Hash

    When
    Saturday, May 20 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    parking lot south of Island Brewery on Maple Avenue (5049 6th St, Carpinteria, CA 93013)

    Hares
    Mcnasty, GPS, and Hello Penis my old friend

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Pre-Lube at Island Brewery

    Time to R*n Sukas

    When
    Saturday, Apr 8 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Lookout Park Summerland, CA (End of Evans Ave. by the beach)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    What you get
    A chance to get off your ass and hash on a day, which chances are, will be a gorgeous day

    Additional Info
    Still working out details but I know park closes at 7:20 and we definitely have to be done by then. No dilly dallying (don't think that's how it's spelled) at the start cuz hare is out at 3:30 sharp!!!! Gonna be relatively short (somewhere between 3-8 miles)

    Hey look! A Hash R*n!

    When
    Saturday, Mar 11 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Calle Real & Carlo, Impulse/Gold's Gym Parking Lot (Calle Real and Carlo - far end of Impulse/Gold's Gym parking lot. )

    Hares
    Cums Solo and Just Mekia

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Directions - Fairview exit, head towards mountains. Turn left onto Calle Real, right at Carlo, right into parking lot. LFH

    OC Hump Hash Invasion - Day 2

    When
    Saturday, Feb 25 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Mission Historical Park & Rose Garden Santa Barbara, California

    Hares
    Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Bonestar, Butt Chili (and maybe Picassole, if he's feeling frisky)

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Day 2 of the OC Hump Hash invasion of Santa Barbara. After a night of proper lubrication comes a day of improper violation. Gird thy loins. Start is at the Santa Barbara Mission Rose Garden, on the Plaza Rubio side, just a short 5-or-so block drunken stumble north of the Orange Tree Inn. More details to cum. Time may change a bit based on projected attendance.