See...this year is already SOOO much better than 2020 because... you are invited to the SECOND H3SOB Hash in 2021! Better yet, we will get to take advantage of the fact that our well-traveled friend, Sniff My Butt, has decided to plant herself at the amazing Emma Wood State Beach as Camp Host for the foreseeable future. This means, of course, that it is our duty to use and abuse this place before her association with us is discovered and she is banished to another part of the kingdom.
The reality is that Emma Wood is open for day use during COVID, but is barely used. A recent scouting expedition by your trusty hares revealed opportunities for picnicking, barbecuing, and the general shenanigans of which we hashers are so fond...all with plenty of space to social distance from friends and muggles alike. We haven’t even mentioned the trail possibilities! Beach? Unseemly depths of downtown Ventura? Don’t leave camp?
Here are the details:
- Masks and social distancing MANDATORY.
- Hash is FREE!
- Cost to drive in is $10/car.
- There are places to park outside and walk in.
- BYOB and vessel (but the hares will probably offer some surprises).
- Start is at the parking lot inside the park.
- Bring Technu and a masked virgin.
Link to Emma Wood State Beach
Nothing. BYOB and vessel because you know... Covid
Your own beverage for beer check and trail. Mask is MANDATORY, so bring and wear a damn mask.
So here we are in the thick of Covid. This will be a dead trail, but definitely a chance to see familiar faces in a wide open space and catch up. BYOB and vessel on trail. Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. Not a typical hash, but then again not typical times right now. Jizzzz will lead you through the insanely flat Parma Park and at least you will have a chance to wave and converse with fellow hashers. If you want to be a racist I suggest you do so before to get it out of your system. We have missed all the great holiday hashes... Christmas, Valentines Day, Mardi Gras, etc but they all have one thing is in common for all of them... The color red and green. Don your favorite red or green apparel (that way you know visually the half minds from the no minds aka muggles) Sanitizer on trail but no religion. Start on the lower side of Parma Park by the picnic table entrance. There are a bit of turn offs to park but you may have to park a little away from it and come in. Hope to see you there.
Keys and Dogshit have decided to put together a 'rona conscious 2020 hash. I'll let them create the witty description. All I know is it's Halloween, masks are MANDATORY, and social distance is MANDATORY.
St. Paddy's Day Bastard Hash
Tuesday, Mar 17 at 6:15 PM
parking area corner of Canon Green and Phelps
Helicockter & Just Sheyne
You don't have to be Irish to get lucky on this trail. Plenty of drinks to be found not only at the end of the rainbow, but all along the way! We’ll have beers and some Irish Whiskey on trail. Come sham-rock ☘️ this trail!
World Kidney Day Hash
Thursday, Mar 12 at 6:15 PM
Hollister Brewing Company
What you get
Absolutely gonna be a shitty trail! Bring a swimming suit if you wanting to partake in possible hottubbing. (Hot tub hand job not included)
Jizzzz will provide enough of the golden nectar on trail to remind us that while the liver tends to get all the credit for helping us process that alcohol, the kidneys deserve their day, too. Join your fellow dysfunctional halfminds for a shitty trail in honor of all this pair does for you.