virgin, vessel, and tutu. Leave that thing called dignity at home
What you get
Food, Drinks, & Trail
t's that time of year to celebrate our local SOB kennel! This happens anally, so this is the one time this year we get to celebrate all that these shit-fingers do for us. So ... let's party!!!! The hares have a delicious trail in the works, as well as a BBQ On-After with keg(s?) on the beach.
Cum one, cum all!
It's time again to appease the Gods of libation with, who else, but your favorite ball licking hounds!
It's the last day of the month as well as Bartender Appreciation Day - so honestly, is there any better way to spend your Saturday afternoon? You can thus appreciate yourself after trail, or join in at the on-after party somewhere downtown 😘
vessel, virgin, a piece of string, and hat of your choosing to hash in
First H3SOB hash of 2018! Let's pop that 2018 Saturday hash cherry! This hare has nothing but the shittiest trail in store for you. Show up to start with your silliest mad hat or any fun little hat to put on your head (head? Who said head?)
a headlamp (or substitute with a light saber), cash, ID, whistles, virgins, knowledge of the Force
Having already invaded the Imperial for happy hour last month, the hash will "strike back" again for a shitty trail (free of fire and ash!) through the Goodland of Goleta. Prelube and on after at the Imperial.
Get your shit together, put on a pair of pants if you want, and meet all your favorite halfminds for a filthy New Year's Eve self-funded pub crawl in the festively ash-coated streets of beautiful Santa Barbara. All the local hash celebrities will be there. You will be too, if'n you know what's good for you. Cheers, and On-On!
N95 Mask, festive cheer, shiggy socks, vessels, virgins, and your gayest apparel (think Snt Hrd jean shorts). Air quality is still pretty poor due to Thomas Fire so we will be walking to a few bars to hang out!
You can park at the Carrillo commuter lot and head to Mel's. Start pitchers will be there for consumption but this hash will be a self funded pubcrawl where we will consume beer dressed in N95 masks and holiday cheer! Come be trashy with all your favorite H3SoB peeps