Runs


North South 2017

When
Friday, Nov 24 at 6:00 PM

Where
Paso Robles CA

Hares
TBD

Cost
Early bird registration price is $120.69 if you register before July 31st! Aug 1st - Sep 30th price is $135.69. On Oct 1st the price goes up to $155.69 and will stay at that price until the event date or we are full (250 max!).

What you get
Price includes 3 days of trail, Beer, dinner on Friday and Saturday, Beer, lunch on Sunday, Beer, and fabulous schwag. (Cutoff date for guaranteed giveaways will be announced later.) Registration/payment info cumming soon! Mark your calendars!!

Links
  • Registration

  • Don't cum(s) solo!!

    When
    Saturday, Jul 15 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Bridge to Nowhere (Via Gaitero, entrance to San Marcos Foothills Nature Preserve. LFH)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Vessels, virgins, and funny stories of one of our favoritest hasher Cum Solo

    Additional Info
    The two times I have started here Solo always gets "lost" (admittedly the first time was actually me running out of flour), but hey third time is a charm. Solo will be leaving beautiful Santa Barbara to move up to Oregon, so let's send him off with a nice hashy see you later!

    California Wet Dreaming Campout 2017

    When
    Friday, Jun 30 at 2:00 PM

    Where

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    Rego will be open on 10 March - see link for details

    Links
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  • Mammorial day minute man (sorry ladies) hash

    When
    Monday, May 29 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    La Mesa Park (295 Meigs Rd, Santa Barbara, California 93109)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    5 bucks

    Details
    Vessels and virgins. Leave your dignity at home

    What you get
    A short little r*n in SB AND beer! I need to get out and r*n on Monday anyway, so why not throw in flour and beer?

    Additional Info
    No big crazy hash event, just running and having some beers. It will be a pretty short so you can hash and then go back home and resume your holiday Netflix binge watching session

    The Love Triangle Hash

    When
    Saturday, May 20 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    parking lot south of Island Brewery on Maple Avenue (5049 6th St, Carpinteria, CA 93013)

    Hares
    Mcnasty, GPS, and Hello Penis my old friend

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Pre-Lube at Island Brewery

    Time to R*n Sukas

    When
    Saturday, Apr 8 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Lookout Park Summerland, CA (End of Evans Ave. by the beach)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    What you get
    A chance to get off your ass and hash on a day, which chances are, will be a gorgeous day

    Additional Info
    Still working out details but I know park closes at 7:20 and we definitely have to be done by then. No dilly dallying (don't think that's how it's spelled) at the start cuz hare is out at 3:30 sharp!!!! Gonna be relatively short (somewhere between 3-8 miles)

    Hey look! A Hash R*n!

    When
    Saturday, Mar 11 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Calle Real & Carlo, Impulse/Gold's Gym Parking Lot (Calle Real and Carlo - far end of Impulse/Gold's Gym parking lot. )

    Hares
    Cums Solo and Just Mekia

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Directions - Fairview exit, head towards mountains. Turn left onto Calle Real, right at Carlo, right into parking lot. LFH

    OC Hump Hash Invasion - Day 2

    When
    Saturday, Feb 25 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Mission Historical Park & Rose Garden Santa Barbara, California

    Hares
    Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Bonestar, Butt Chili (and maybe Picassole, if he's feeling frisky)

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Day 2 of the OC Hump Hash invasion of Santa Barbara. After a night of proper lubrication comes a day of improper violation. Gird thy loins. Start is at the Santa Barbara Mission Rose Garden, on the Plaza Rubio side, just a short 5-or-so block drunken stumble north of the Orange Tree Inn. More details to cum. Time may change a bit based on projected attendance.

    Hump Hash Invasion Pub Crawl

    When
    Friday, Feb 24 at 7:00 PM

    Where
    Orange Tree Inn (1920 State St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    Self-funded pub crawl

    Additional Info
    The OC Hump Hash is invading Santa Barbara and to kick off the weekend activities we are starting with a Pub Crawl of Downtown Santa Barbara!! Wear your finest Leather or Lace attire, bring your ID, Cash, Phone, and a spare liver because we are going BIG!!!! It will be a shit show fo sho, especially for those who are taking the train up so prime yer livers and pace yourselves before you wreck yourselves!! LOL!! Meet at front of Orange Tree Inn and be ready to stumble and crawl up and down State Street. We will mark the path with chalk as we enter and leave each location. Our beautiful Pub Crawl Mistress Titt Mitt will be leading us through the many awesome bars of Santa Barbara!! This is pay as you go event so be sure to bring dollars!! Bring a phone for Uber/Lyft to get back to hotel if you just can't muster up the strength to crawl back to the hotel from all the drinking exercise you will be partaking in!!

    Post VD Bastard Hash

    When
    Wednesday, Feb 15 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    No No Bad Dog & Just Murphy

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Did you not have a date for Valentine's Day? Did you not get any "V" or "D"? Then come join us for a Fantastic Post Valentines Day Run! Bring your broken hearts, melted chocolates, thorny roses, shiggy socks, ID, cash and heartless soles for a shitty trail.