Virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, and thirst for beer
Additional Info
Cum out on a beautiful SB afternoon for a small jaunt through Parma Park with the family you hate to love (hash family) before Easter Sunday with the family you love to hate. Foxtails pulled out from socks from scouting so if you want to protect those gorgeous legs bring shiggy socks.
Virgins, whistles, disco balls (or ball, no judgement here), beer vessel, shiggy socks, an appetite for god's greatest nectar.
What you get
BEER!!! Start drinking at 1 o'clock. Hares out at 1:30ish
Additional Info
Cum one, cum all, & cum at the same time! Yet again there's a shitty trail in the works from your fellow fuckin' fucks. This hash is dedicated to those who had to live 13 years without beer pouring from tavern taps! (the horror!!) The year was 1933 on April 6th when Roosevelt said enough was enough & the federal government made beer legal again! We really are fortunate assholes. So let's celebrate with a hash!
The same crap you should always bring to a hash: vessel, shiggy socks, whistle, virgins, crappy attitude, powerful thirst for the beerses.
What you get
Sweaty? Drunk? Laid? All depends on you.
Additional Info
You might get wet so come prepared...
On After
Up to the Hares
National Margarita Day TuTu Hash - on a Friday!
When
Friday, Feb 22 at 6:15 PM
Where
TBD
Hares
Bone Star & Keys to the Titty
Cost
$6
Details
MUST wear a tutu. Recommended to bring a virgin, cash and ID.
Additional Info
We think it's no coincidence that National Margarita Day also falls on a 2-2. Come imbibe some tasty 'ritas while flaunting your clothing of toule around unsuspecting muggles of Santa Barbara.
CCPH3 Cum Back Hash
When
Saturday, Feb 16 at 12:00 PM
Where
Santa Maria Brewing (115 Cuyama Ln, Nipomo, CA 93444 A-A+)
Hares
National Pornographic
Cost
$5
What you get
Cum one cum all!! Time to get out and bring your morning drip, clap, scurvy, the bug, fever blisters, pox, crabs and crotch critters. To help welcome back the Central Coast Pirates from their trip across seas unknown hunting for foreign booty and we've got the STDs to prove it!
Vessels strongly encouraged. Y'all have hashed enough that you have some sort of vessel, so a very limited amount of Solo cups will be at the start. If we are getting rid of straws we should limit our plastic consumption like proper hippy Californians!!
Floral clothing and your thirst for alcohol is all you need for this hash
What you get
A hash you silly wanker.
Additional Info
Come celebrate and remember a truly missed hasher IP Freely who loved martinis and graced us with beautiful flower at every run start. Note 1 o'clock run start so we can enjoy a wonderful martini and watch the hare go out at 1:30 (fish)
rando wrapped/warped gift, bail money, and costumes that look good in a mugshot
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You've been bad all year, and this is the trail you deserve. Any questions? Sh*tty gift exchange? Yes, that p0rn in your closet isn't getting any newer. Bring that. Booze? We'll fight over gifts that look like booze. Cut a hole in a box? It never works, does it, SNt? We will provide that cider that (mostly) girls love, Dicken's Cider, and then we will see where trail goes from there!
Our fabulous and overzealous hares seem to have overestimated the motor skills of the not-so-average halfmind and will be leading us on a bicycle-based trail. Find yourself a somewhat bicycle-shaped mode of conveyance, bring your usual attire and gear (and virgins), and get your ass to the hash. Should be weird. Someone might end up in the hospital. They have the good drugs there.
$10 for Food, Drinks, & Trail for Food, Drinks, & Trail
What you get
$10 gets you a Bastard vessel, trail beer, pizza at the on after (Cliff Room) and the opportunity to hang with your favorite half-minds."
Additional Info
Attention all wanks and diddlers! H3SoB is being invaded by an insidious group of Bastards! The following statement has been issued bya representative of these would-be subjugators: "The Bastards are celebrating 10 years of drunkenly r*nning/walking/stumbling/crawling through the streets and shiggy of Santa Barbara. Cum celebrate their milestone analversary with a special Saturday trail.
On After
1:30 p.m. show 2:00 p.m. hare off 2:15 p.m. pack out On After: Pizza & Drinks @ Cliff Room
