Nothing. BYOB and vessel because you know... Covid
Your own beverage for beer check and trail. Mask is MANDATORY, so bring and wear a damn mask.
So here we are in the thick of Covid. This will be a dead trail, but definitely a chance to see familiar faces in a wide open space and catch up. BYOB and vessel on trail. Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. Not a typical hash, but then again not typical times right now. Jizzzz will lead you through the insanely flat Parma Park and at least you will have a chance to wave and converse with fellow hashers. If you want to be a racist I suggest you do so before to get it out of your system. We have missed all the great holiday hashes... Christmas, Valentines Day, Mardi Gras, etc but they all have one thing is in common for all of them... The color red and green. Don your favorite red or green apparel (that way you know visually the half minds from the no minds aka muggles) Sanitizer on trail but no religion. Start on the lower side of Parma Park by the picnic table entrance. There are a bit of turn offs to park but you may have to park a little away from it and come in. Hope to see you there.
Keys and Dogshit have decided to put together a 'rona conscious 2020 hash. I'll let them create the witty description. All I know is it's Halloween, masks are MANDATORY, and social distance is MANDATORY.
St. Paddy's Day Bastard Hash
Tuesday, Mar 17 at 6:15 PM
parking area corner of Canon Green and Phelps
Helicockter & Just Sheyne
You don't have to be Irish to get lucky on this trail. Plenty of drinks to be found not only at the end of the rainbow, but all along the way! We’ll have beers and some Irish Whiskey on trail. Come sham-rock ☘️ this trail!
World Kidney Day Hash
Thursday, Mar 12 at 6:15 PM
Hollister Brewing Company
What you get
Absolutely gonna be a shitty trail! Bring a swimming suit if you wanting to partake in possible hottubbing. (Hot tub hand job not included)
Jizzzz will provide enough of the golden nectar on trail to remind us that while the liver tends to get all the credit for helping us process that alcohol, the kidneys deserve their day, too. Join your fellow dysfunctional halfminds for a shitty trail in honor of all this pair does for you.
6 bucks with hare(s)to be determined. Martinis at the start and guaranteed shitty trail. Floral attire encouraged, so save the date to remember our dear IP.
We all have missed his "Martini Run" blogs before blogs were a thing. He had a spirit that was of the hash and was a perfect fit. Unfortunately the hash had him for such a short time and we have been cheated by his early departure. He is and will always be fondly remembered. Intermediates away!!!!
Drinking Practice & Art Admiration
Thursday, Feb 6 at 6:00 PM
Elsie's (117 W De La Guerra St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)
Our crafty harriette Keys to the Titty will have art on display at Elsie's for First Thursday. Cum join us for some drinking practice and to support our talented beer guzzling lady hasher!
A rain coat!! Last few times meeting at this location it was/started pouring rain.
Bring a vessel. Limited single use plastic cups (Solo cups) at the start. Bring your thirst for golden nectar and hanging out with other half minds.
The Inaugural Graceland Hash - Santa Barbara heads (who said head?) to SLO
For $45 you will get beer, dinner, beer, dancing to Just A Band (the band that plays at North/South), beer, an awesome trail with no shiggy and no place to show off your awesome Elvisness and beer!
Y’all, it’s time to gather together Memphis Mafia style and celebrate Elvis’s birthday on Saturday, January 11th for the first ever Graceland Hash! “But I started a kale cleanse coupled with some sunning on my taint for my New Years resolution!” Alcohol is the best cleanser! And a resolution that keeps you from having fun is just a sorry ass messolution! Come dressed as your favorite Elvis or as anyone else in his life! The Colonel! Priscilla! A peanut butter and bacon sandwich! Richard Nixon! Elvis in a gi! Elvis with a stick of ghee! Who doesn’t like the King of Rock and Roll carrying a stick of clarified butter?