Runs


Yes! There is a Way to HASH During COVID!!

When
Saturday, Apr 10 at 3:00 PM

Where
Emma Wood State Beach

Hares
Sniff My Butt and BlowHo

Cost
BYOB

Details
See...this year is already SOOO much better than 2020 because... you are invited to the SECOND H3SOB Hash in 2021! Better yet, we will get to take advantage of the fact that our well-traveled friend, Sniff My Butt, has decided to plant herself at the amazing Emma Wood State Beach as Camp Host for the foreseeable future. This means, of course, that it is our duty to use and abuse this place before her association with us is discovered and she is banished to another part of the kingdom. The reality is that Emma Wood is open for day use during COVID, but is barely used. A recent scouting expedition by your trusty hares revealed opportunities for picnicking, barbecuing, and the general shenanigans of which we hashers are so fond...all with plenty of space to social distance from friends and muggles alike. We haven’t even mentioned the trail possibilities! Beach? Unseemly depths of downtown Ventura? Don’t leave camp? Here are the details: - Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. - Hash is FREE! - Cost to drive in is $10/car. - There are places to park outside and walk in. - BYOB and vessel (but the hares will probably offer some surprises). - Start is at the parking lot inside the park. - Bring Technu and a masked virgin. Link to Emma Wood State Beach https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.parks.ca.gov%2F%3Fpage_id%3D604&data=04%7C01%7C%7C0af0383715954c2d3edd08d8e9b78a7b%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637516321794342016%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C1000&sdata=krwn%2BjEVN5NjBNw74dAG5qM0TssGlftsiwOfcKqTasM%3D&reserved=0

It's been a bit huh? hash but not really a hash

When
Saturday, Feb 27 at 3:00 PM

Where
Parma Park (Stanwood Dr, Santa Barbara, CA 93108)

Hares
Jizzzzz

Cost
Nothing. BYOB and vessel because you know... Covid

Details
Your own beverage for beer check and trail. Mask is MANDATORY, so bring and wear a damn mask.

Additional Info
So here we are in the thick of Covid. This will be a dead trail, but definitely a chance to see familiar faces in a wide open space and catch up. BYOB and vessel on trail. Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. Not a typical hash, but then again not typical times right now. Jizzzz will lead you through the insanely flat Parma Park and at least you will have a chance to wave and converse with fellow hashers. If you want to be a racist I suggest you do so before to get it out of your system. We have missed all the great holiday hashes... Christmas, Valentines Day, Mardi Gras, etc but they all have one thing is in common for all of them... The color red and green. Don your favorite red or green apparel (that way you know visually the half minds from the no minds aka muggles) Sanitizer on trail but no religion. Start on the lower side of Parma Park by the picnic table entrance. There are a bit of turn offs to park but you may have to park a little away from it and come in. Hope to see you there.

Holy Halloween Hash Batman!

When
Saturday, Oct 31 at 11:30 AM

Where
Mosaic Locale (1131 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
Keys to the Titty and Projectile Dogshit

Cost
Self Funded

Additional Info
Keys and Dogshit have decided to put together a 'rona conscious 2020 hash. I'll let them create the witty description. All I know is it's Halloween, masks are MANDATORY, and social distance is MANDATORY.

St. Paddy's Day Bastard Hash

When
Tuesday, Mar 17 at 6:15 PM

Where
parking area corner of Canon Green and Phelps

Hares
Helicockter & Just Sheyne

Cost
$6

Additional Info
You don't have to be Irish to get lucky on this trail. Plenty of drinks to be found not only at the end of the rainbow, but all along the way! We’ll have beers and some Irish Whiskey on trail. Come sham-rock ☘️ this trail!

World Kidney Day Hash

When
Thursday, Mar 12 at 6:15 PM

Where
Hollister Brewing Company

Hares
Jizzzzzzz

Cost
$6

What you get
Absolutely gonna be a shitty trail! Bring a swimming suit if you wanting to partake in possible hottubbing. (Hot tub hand job not included)

Additional Info
Jizzzz will provide enough of the golden nectar on trail to remind us that while the liver tends to get all the credit for helping us process that alcohol, the kidneys deserve their day, too. Join your fellow dysfunctional halfminds for a shitty trail in honor of all this pair does for you.

It's Mardi Gras beach!

When
Saturday, Feb 22 at 2:00 PM

Where
Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

Hares
YAS

Cost
$6

Additional Info
It's Mardi Gras weekend!! Show off your Green, purple, and gold while running around beautiful Santa Barbara drinking massive amounts of alcohol!

Fat Thursday Hash

When
Thursday, Feb 20 at 6:15 PM

Where
Picnic tables behind the Boathouse at Hendry's Beach (2981 Cliff Dr, Santa Barbara, CA 93109)

Hares
Projectile Dogshit

Cost
$6

What you get
Self funded prelube at the Boathouse (Happy hour goes until 6 p.m) with other half minds. PLUS an extremely shitty trail.

Additional Info
Cum one, cum all for our first official Bastard hash of the year. Guzzle down some libations with your favorite half-minds to celebrate Fat Thursday.

IP Freely Floratini Hash

When
Saturday, Feb 8 at 2:00 PM

Where
SBCC West Campus Parking Lot LFH

Hares
Projectile Dogshit & SnotHard (yet)

Cost
$6

Details
6 bucks with hare(s)to be determined. Martinis at the start and guaranteed shitty trail. Floral attire encouraged, so save the date to remember our dear IP.

Additional Info
We all have missed his "Martini Run" blogs before blogs were a thing. He had a spirit that was of the hash and was a perfect fit. Unfortunately the hash had him for such a short time and we have been cheated by his early departure. He is and will always be fondly remembered. Intermediates away!!!!

Drinking Practice & Art Admiration

When
Thursday, Feb 6 at 6:00 PM

Where
Elsie's (117 W De La Guerra St, Santa Barbara, California 93101)

Hares
Drinking Practice

Cost
Self Funded

Details
Our crafty harriette Keys to the Titty will have art on display at Elsie's for First Thursday. Cum join us for some drinking practice and to support our talented beer guzzling lady hasher!

I heard there is this thing called hashing

When
Saturday, Jan 25 at 2:00 PM

Where
San Marcos Foothills Preserve aka bridge to nowhere

Hares
TBD

Cost
$6

Details
A rain coat!! Last few times meeting at this location it was/started pouring rain. Bring a vessel. Limited single use plastic cups (Solo cups) at the start. Bring your thirst for golden nectar and hanging out with other half minds.