H3SOB : Runs

Runs

When: Saturday, Jan 11 at 3:00 PM
Where: American Legion Post 66 (1661 Mill Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401)
Hares: TBD
Cost: $45
Details: That Santa Barbara ass to San Luis Obispo
What you get: For $45 you will get beer, dinner, beer, dancing to Just A Band (the band that plays at North/South), beer, an awesome trail with no shiggy and no place to show off your awesome Elvisness and beer!
Additional Info: Y’all, it’s time to gather together Memphis Mafia style and celebrate Elvis’s birthday on Saturday, January 11th for the first ever Graceland Hash! “But I started a kale cleanse coupled with some sunning on my taint for my New Years resolution!” Alcohol is the best cleanser! And a resolution that keeps you from having fun is just a sorry ass messolution! Come dressed as your favorite Elvis or as anyone else in his life! The Colonel! Priscilla! A peanut butter and bacon sandwich! Richard Nixon! Elvis in a gi! Elvis with a stick of ghee! Who doesn’t like the King of Rock and Roll carrying a stick of clarified butter?
Links: Registration

When: Saturday, Dec 21 at 2:00 PM
Where: Carrillo Castillo Commuter Lot
Hares: Jizzzzzzz
Cost: $6
Details: White (why's it gotta be white) Elephant gift for gift exchange at on after. Don yourself gayest apparel (denim jean cut off shorts?) of holiday gear.
What you get: Beer and adult holiday treats!

When: Saturday, Dec 14 at 2:00 PM
Where: Deckers Park (Coromar Dr, Goleta, CA 93117)
Hares: Jizzzzzzz and Butt Chili
Cost: $6
Details: IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels. It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)
Additional Info: Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.

When: Thursday, Oct 31 at 7:30 PM
Where: The Project - Corazon Cocina & Taproom (214 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Keys to the Titty
Cost: Self Funded
Additional Info: It's Halloween!! Cum out for and hang out with your favorite half minds on a day that all other people wait 365 days for to put a costume on, and a hasher calls a Tuesday.

When: Friday, Sep 20 at 7:00 PM
Where: Dargan's Irish Pub and Restaurant (18 E Ortega St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Jizzzzzzz
Cost: Mostly self funded - liquid treats available for those registered. $5 walk up for those not registered
Details: Silver attire and thirst for alcohol
What you get: Kick off H3SoB Anniversary with a Friday night Pub Crawl to exercise that liver for a weekend of craziness and debauchery.
On After: Where ever the hell we end up

When: Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM
Where: Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Quarter Slut
Cost: $6
Details: Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.
Additional Info: Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

When: Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM
Where: Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)
Hares: Spread Eagle and YAS
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?