Runs


The Inaugural Graceland Hash - Santa Barbara heads (who said head?) to SLO

When
Saturday, Jan 11 at 3:00 PM

Where
American Legion Post 66 (1661 Mill Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401)

Hares
TBD

Cost
$45

Details
That Santa Barbara ass to San Luis Obispo

What you get
For $45 you will get beer, dinner, beer, dancing to Just A Band (the band that plays at North/South), beer, an awesome trail with no shiggy and no place to show off your awesome Elvisness and beer!

Additional Info
Y’all, it’s time to gather together Memphis Mafia style and celebrate Elvis’s birthday on Saturday, January 11th for the first ever Graceland Hash! “But I started a kale cleanse coupled with some sunning on my taint for my New Years resolution!” Alcohol is the best cleanser! And a resolution that keeps you from having fun is just a sorry ass messolution! Come dressed as your favorite Elvis or as anyone else in his life! The Colonel! Priscilla! A peanut butter and bacon sandwich! Richard Nixon! Elvis in a gi! Elvis with a stick of ghee! Who doesn’t like the King of Rock and Roll carrying a stick of clarified butter?

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  • H3SoB XXXmas Hash

    When
    Saturday, Dec 21 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Carrillo Castillo Commuter Lot

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    White (why's it gotta be white) Elephant gift for gift exchange at on after. Don yourself gayest apparel (denim jean cut off shorts?) of holiday gear.

    What you get
    Beer and adult holiday treats!

    Fugly Sweater Bastard Hash

    When
    Tuesday, Dec 17 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    Alameda Park

    Hares
    TBD

    Cost
    TBD

    Work off that turkey lard ass hash

    When
    Saturday, Dec 14 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Deckers Park (Coromar Dr, Goleta, CA 93117)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzz and Butt Chili

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    IMPORTANT: Bring a vessel! There will be no Solo cups provided at start. Extra vessels will be available but there is no guarantee that someone's balls haven't been in them. Save those beautiful mouths for beer not ball vessels. It's Santa Barbara folks! If we can move away from straws in this city we can limit single use plastic at hash starts ;)

    Additional Info
    Haven't hashed in a little bit. Let's cum together (oh yeah), drink some beers, and hash in beautiful Goleta.

    All work and no play makes (insert hash name here) a dull boy/girl - Pubcrawl

    When
    Thursday, Oct 31 at 7:30 PM

    Where
    The Project - Corazon Cocina & Taproom (214 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Keys to the Titty

    Cost
    Self Funded

    Additional Info
    It's Halloween!! Cum out for and hang out with your favorite half minds on a day that all other people wait 365 days for to put a costume on, and a hasher calls a Tuesday.

    H3SoB 25th Analversayr - Day 3 - Hangover Bumbleabout

    When
    Sunday, Sep 22 at 10:00 AM

    Where
    Pershing Park (100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Spread Eagle

    Cost
    $5 walk up for those not registered for weekend event

    Details
    That hung over ass

    What you get
    A hare and a hair the dog

    H3SoB 25th Analverary! -Day 2 - Shi**y Trail for That Ass

    When
    Saturday, Sep 21 at 12:00 PM

    Where
    Rocky Nook Park (610 Mission Canyon Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105)

    Hares
    ButtChili and Projectile Dogshit

    Cost
    $20 walk up OR included if registered

    Details
    Vessels and stuff

    What you get
    A shitty ass trail for that ass

    H3SoB 25th Analversary - Day 1 Silver Themed Pubcrawl Kick Off

    When
    Friday, Sep 20 at 7:00 PM

    Where
    Dargan's Irish Pub and Restaurant (18 E Ortega St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzz

    Cost
    Mostly self funded - liquid treats available for those registered. $5 walk up for those not registered

    Details
    Silver attire and thirst for alcohol

    What you get
    Kick off H3SoB Anniversary with a Friday night Pub Crawl to exercise that liver for a weekend of craziness and debauchery.

    On After
    Where ever the hell we end up

    Unnamed Garden Variety Hash, Nothing to See Here

    When
    Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Quarter Slut

    Cost
    $6

    Details
    Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.

    Additional Info
    Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

    Alcoholism with a Side of Athleticism - Get Out And Trail

    When
    Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)

    Hares
    Spread Eagle and YAS

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?