Runs


H3SoB Analversary - Oktoberfest Edition

When
Saturday, Sep 25 at 3:00 PM

Where
Oak Park Friendship Picnic area.

Hares
McNasty and mystery hare

Cost
$10

Additional Info
Save the date! More details to cum, Oktoberfest attire encouraged 🙂 Possible Oktoberfest Games

Beach Blanket Bingo

When
Monday, Sep 6 at 10:00 AM

Where
Padero Lane Beach Summerland

Hares
Jizzzzz

Cost
$6

Details
Bring a mask, vessel, beach gear, and snackies to munch on while hanging out at the beach. Limited vessels provided so bring your own for the bloodies and beer.

What you get
Bloody Mary at the start and golden nectar.

Additional Info
Labor Day Beach Blanket Bingo. 10 am with Bloody Marys at the start in parking lot. Short little trail and hang out at the beach afterwards.

On After
The Beach!!

July Jellybean-Boozled Hash

When
Saturday, Jul 31 at 3:00 PM

Where
Leadbetter Beach (Shoreline Drive)

Hares
Keys to the Titties and Projectile Dog Shit

Cost
$6

Details
Bring virgins, shiggy socks, whistle, towels, floaties & orange food for beachtime on-after.

What you get
BEANS & BEER!! “Be prepared to eat some jelly beans. Most of them will be good. Some will not. We haven't found any Malort-flavored ones (yet)...”

Return to the Wild! Campout 2021

When
Friday, Jul 16 at 12:00 PM

Where
Sage Hill Campgrounds - Caballo Group site (177 Paradise Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105)

Hares
TBD

Cost
Bring Your Own Everything.

Details
BYOS (bring your own stuff)Campground has toilets, running water, fire pit, group BBQ. NO ELECTRICITY. Everything else is up to you

What you get
Plenty of thrills, but NO FRILLS Campout! We've reserved the Caballo Group site and will set trail. You bring EVERYTHING else you need to enjoy the weekend! Registration & Vaccination REQUIRED

Links
  • Registration

  • Yes! There is a Way to HASH During COVID!!

    When
    Saturday, Apr 10 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Emma Wood State Beach

    Hares
    Sniff My Butt and BlowHo

    Cost
    BYOB

    Details
    See...this year is already SOOO much better than 2020 because... you are invited to the SECOND H3SOB Hash in 2021! Better yet, we will get to take advantage of the fact that our well-traveled friend, Sniff My Butt, has decided to plant herself at the amazing Emma Wood State Beach as Camp Host for the foreseeable future. This means, of course, that it is our duty to use and abuse this place before her association with us is discovered and she is banished to another part of the kingdom. The reality is that Emma Wood is open for day use during COVID, but is barely used. A recent scouting expedition by your trusty hares revealed opportunities for picnicking, barbecuing, and the general shenanigans of which we hashers are so fond...all with plenty of space to social distance from friends and muggles alike. We haven’t even mentioned the trail possibilities! Beach? Unseemly depths of downtown Ventura? Don’t leave camp? Here are the details: - Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. - Hash is FREE! - Cost to drive in is $10/car. - There are places to park outside and walk in. - BYOB and vessel (but the hares will probably offer some surprises). - Start is at the parking lot inside the park. - Bring Technu and a masked virgin. Link to Emma Wood State Beach https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.parks.ca.gov%2F%3Fpage_id%3D604&data=04%7C01%7C%7C0af0383715954c2d3edd08d8e9b78a7b%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637516321794342016%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C1000&sdata=krwn%2BjEVN5NjBNw74dAG5qM0TssGlftsiwOfcKqTasM%3D&reserved=0

    It's been a bit huh? hash but not really a hash

    When
    Saturday, Feb 27 at 3:00 PM

    Where
    Parma Park (Stanwood Dr, Santa Barbara, CA 93108)

    Hares
    Jizzzzz

    Cost
    Nothing. BYOB and vessel because you know... Covid

    Details
    Your own beverage for beer check and trail. Mask is MANDATORY, so bring and wear a damn mask.

    Additional Info
    So here we are in the thick of Covid. This will be a dead trail, but definitely a chance to see familiar faces in a wide open space and catch up. BYOB and vessel on trail. Masks and social distancing MANDATORY. Not a typical hash, but then again not typical times right now. Jizzzz will lead you through the insanely flat Parma Park and at least you will have a chance to wave and converse with fellow hashers. If you want to be a racist I suggest you do so before to get it out of your system. We have missed all the great holiday hashes... Christmas, Valentines Day, Mardi Gras, etc but they all have one thing is in common for all of them... The color red and green. Don your favorite red or green apparel (that way you know visually the half minds from the no minds aka muggles) Sanitizer on trail but no religion. Start on the lower side of Parma Park by the picnic table entrance. There are a bit of turn offs to park but you may have to park a little away from it and come in. Hope to see you there.

    Holy Halloween Hash Batman!

    When
    Saturday, Oct 31 at 11:30 AM

    Where
    Mosaic Locale (1131 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    Keys to the Titty and Projectile Dogshit

    Cost
    Self Funded

    Additional Info
    Keys and Dogshit have decided to put together a 'rona conscious 2020 hash. I'll let them create the witty description. All I know is it's Halloween, masks are MANDATORY, and social distance is MANDATORY.

    St. Paddy's Day Bastard Hash

    When
    Tuesday, Mar 17 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    parking area corner of Canon Green and Phelps

    Hares
    Helicockter & Just Sheyne

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    You don't have to be Irish to get lucky on this trail. Plenty of drinks to be found not only at the end of the rainbow, but all along the way! We’ll have beers and some Irish Whiskey on trail. Come sham-rock ☘️ this trail!

    World Kidney Day Hash

    When
    Thursday, Mar 12 at 6:15 PM

    Where
    Hollister Brewing Company

    Hares
    Jizzzzzzz

    Cost
    $6

    What you get
    Absolutely gonna be a shitty trail! Bring a swimming suit if you wanting to partake in possible hottubbing. (Hot tub hand job not included)

    Additional Info
    Jizzzz will provide enough of the golden nectar on trail to remind us that while the liver tends to get all the credit for helping us process that alcohol, the kidneys deserve their day, too. Join your fellow dysfunctional halfminds for a shitty trail in honor of all this pair does for you.

    It's Mardi Gras beach!

    When
    Saturday, Feb 22 at 2:00 PM

    Where
    Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

    Hares
    YAS

    Cost
    $6

    Additional Info
    It's Mardi Gras weekend!! Show off your Green, purple, and gold while running around beautiful Santa Barbara drinking massive amounts of alcohol!