H3SOB : Runs

Runs

When: Thursday, Oct 31 at 7:30 PM
Where: The Project - Corazon Cocina & Taproom (214 State St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Keys to the Titty
Cost: Self Funded
Additional Info: It's Halloween!! Cum out for and hang out with your favorite half minds on a day that all other people wait 365 days for to put a costume on, and a hasher calls a Tuesday.

When: Friday, Sep 20 at 7:00 PM
Where: Dargan's Irish Pub and Restaurant (18 E Ortega St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Jizzzzzzz
Cost: Mostly self funded - liquid treats available for those registered. $5 walk up for those not registered
Details: Silver attire and thirst for alcohol
What you get: Kick off H3SoB Anniversary with a Friday night Pub Crawl to exercise that liver for a weekend of craziness and debauchery.
On After: Where ever the hell we end up

When: Saturday, Aug 10 at 3:00 PM
Where: Santa Barbara DMV (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Quarter Slut
Cost: $6
Details: Bring the usual gear: vessels, whistles, shiggy socks, new shooz, virgins, ouija boards, powerful thirst.
Additional Info: Join your fellow halfminds as they embark on a sweaty, adventure-laden (yet somehow still sexy) romp around the streets and un-streets of our lovely town. The ghostlike and notoriously backsliderific Quarter Slut will be leading the charge on this day, so cum prepared for anything.

When: Saturday, Jul 27 at 3:00 PM
Where: Dwight Murphy Park (POR LA MAR Dr, Santa Barbara, California 93103)
Hares: Spread Eagle and YAS
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Will there be baby goats on trail? How will you know if you don't come out for this hash?

When: Thursday, Jul 4 at 1:00 PM
Where: DMV @ Castillo and Haley (535 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)
Hares: Honor Ass & Jizzzzzzzz
Cost: $6
Details: Virgins, vessels, earplugs, and that 'merican red, white , and blue ass
Additional Info: Yes, it's a "last minute" pull it outta my ass trail Cum help celebrate our country's bday & Honor's 18th anniversary.

When: Sunday, May 26 at 3:00 PM
Where
Hares: TBD
Cost: TBD
Additional Info: Brrr loved to hash even after her accident . Many years ago the H3SoB Hash did a fundraiser for her to help with some of her expenses post accident. She continued to be an active participant, particularly at theme runs, especially Mini Skirt. The guys could always rely on a hand going up their skirts just to make sure they were wearing them correctly! This will be a celebration of her life, which is what she would have wanted. Brrr ( Diane) was fun loving, private, sometimes naughty and sometimes withdrawn. Nothing would make her happier than being a part of a large costumed group of hashers terrorizing the streets of Santa Barbara. The start location will be announced soon but please save the date. This is for everyone who knew her and everyone who would love a chance to dress up ( or not) and enjoy running with no timing chip, race bibs or expectations other than having a fun time and celebrating someone who left us far too early.

When: Saturday, May 4 at 3:00 PM
Where: Parking lot of old Empress restaurant LFH (2299 Las Positas Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93105-4116, United States)
Hares: Honor Ass and Picassole
Cost: $6
Additional Info: Cinco de Mayo Eve with beer, tequila (mmmmmmm), fun, and beautiful SB weather

When: Saturday, Apr 20 at 2:00 PM
Where: Big ass tree close to Parma meeting place LFH/marks to start from trail entrance. (2-66 El Cielito Rd)
Hares: Jizzzzzzz
Cost: $6
Details: Virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, and thirst for beer
Additional Info: Cum out on a beautiful SB afternoon for a small jaunt through Parma Park with the family you hate to love (hash family) before Easter Sunday with the family you love to hate. Foxtails pulled out from socks from scouting so if you want to protect those gorgeous legs bring shiggy socks.