* Six dollars (plus extra for bail)
* Extra shoes and socks
* Ice axe
* Bear spray
* Scuba gear
* Shark repellent
Some of the above items are optional, others not so much.
D'erections: Take 101 to the Patterson exit. Head (who said...) toward the ocean. After you cross Hollister continue for 0.7 mile and park on the right just after crossing the bike path. LFH.