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Saturday, March 14, 2:00PM » Chocolate Rainbow Catharsis/St. Patrick's Day

Start

Details soon

Hares

ButtChili

Cost

$6


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Saturday, February 28, 2:00PM » Happy Rare Disease Day Hash

Start

Public Parking Lot, Carrillo & Castillo [MAP]

Hares

ButtChili

Cost

$6

Details:

Hashers seem to be well-versed in the spread of infections and diseases of all sorts, so this one pretty much speaks for itself. It's time to get out and run/walk/stumble our way into any number of new and magnificent maladies.

Bring your vessels, virgins, and any topical cremes you think will kill whatever you got growing down there....

Thursday, February 19, 6:15PM » Year of the Goat GHOTT Hash

Start

Brandon Drive & Calle Real in Goleta (next to El Camino Presbyterian Church) [MAP]

Hares

Bone Star

Cost

$6

Bring:

virgins, vessels, shiggy socks, red envelopes, paper lanterns, dragons

Saturday, February 14, 2:00PM » Love Is a Fist/St. Valentine's Day Drinking Practice

Start

Island Brewing Co [MAP]

Hares

none, but thank McNasty for the idea

Cost

self-funded bar action

Details

Our creepy pal McNasty has worked his midnight street magic, milking the prostate of Cupid himself to produce this wonderfully shittastic last minute trail type thing for us. It will be a day of sun, sand, and hasherly romanticalness, so get off the couches, slackers, and come to the hash.

Tuesday, February 10, 6:15PM » SBH3 Gispert Memorial Hash

Start

1220 E Mountain Drive, Montecito, 93108 Corner of Riven Rock Road and East Mountain Drive, [MAP]

Hares

No No Bad Dog

Cost

$6

D'erections

Exit 101 at Olive Mill Road in Montecito. Head away from the ocean approximately 1.5 miles. Road turns into Hot Springs road, cross 192, turn left on Riven Rock Road. Park at end of Riven Rock Road where it meets East Mountain Drive.

Details

No No Bad Dog will lead us on a trail in memory of Alberto Esteban Ignacio Gispert aka our beloved founder "G," who was killed in the Battle of Singapore on the 11th of February, 1942.

Thursday, February 5, 6:15PM » GHOTT Real Men" Wear Jorts Hash

Start

East end of East Beach (where Butterfly Beach starts)

Hares

Snot Hard

Cost

$6

Details

Feel free to get in the spirit and dress how Snot has been dressing lately.

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There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
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