Upcoming Hashes

Saturday, December 20, 2:00PM » White Trash XXXMas

Start

Commuter lot at Carrillo and Castillo [MAP]

Hares

Spread Eagle, Sit On My Facebook, Spayed in America

Cost

$6

Details

Start thinking about your white trash attire now... paper bag beer cozy? Mullet? Neon spandex everything? Gas up the El Camino (the one with the tires)... People of Walmart - this hash is for you! There will be crappy prizes for best Skeeter and SisterCousin Skeeter costumes, special drinks on trail, and drunken shenanigans. Still six bucks (sell a car), no gift exchange, and you buy your own food at the end.



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Saturday, December 13, 2:00PM » SBH3 Seventh Annual Festivus Hash

Start

Ben Page Youth Center Santa Barbara, California [MAP]

Hares

Snot Hard

Cost

$15

Details

Once entering Ben Page Youth Center, wind your way past the three ball fields and park in the back parking lot on your right. Wait, you're not at run start yet. After parking look for hash marks to lead you the last 150 yards. Now LFH.

Saturday, December 6, 2:00PM » We Survived Krampusnacht

Start

San Marcos Foothills Preserve- see details for directions [MAP]

Hares

Bone Star

Cost

$6

Details

There will be a couple trail options. Shiggy socks are strongly recommended - just in case.

D'Erections: Get on Cathedral Oaks Rd. and take Via Chaparral toward the mountains and turn right on Salvar Rd (the overpass to nowhere). Left on Via Gaitero will take you to the end of the road and entrance to the Preserve. Look for hashers

Saturday, November 22, 2:00PM » Seeing Double 2-2 Hash

Start

Pershing Park - Look for hashers in tutus [MAP]

Hares

Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cost

$6

Pre-hare Lies

Nice little jog around in tutus. If you are a racist that missed the marathon last week, don't think you will be making up for it at this hash. Jizzzzzz has been a lazy bastard and this shitty trail will certainly show it. There will be beer. There will be shenanigans. And there will be beer.

Come fashioned in you flashiest 2-2. See you wankers there!

Saturday, October 25, 3:00PM » 2014 Zombie Hash

Start

Allesandro Drive, Ventura CA

Hares

Butt Chili, Bone Star, Ghost Pepper Scidd Mark, & Hello Penis My Old Friend

Cost

$15

Details

Badd ass zombie costume required, flashflight, noize making devices required!!! Vessels, virgins, and an Xtra set of balls.

Check out Hash.org for more up to date details..........

Thursday, October 16, 6:15PM » Noble Double Penetration GHOTT Hash

Start

Mackenzie Park, Delavina & State

Hares

Incocknito

Cost

$6

Details

On Oct 18 1962 Dr's Watson, Crick & Wilkins win the Nobel Prize for Medicine for work in determining structure of DNA. Let's hash in honor of their achievement, which lead to the ability to cure many STD's and save the sex lives of billions of people.

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There Was a Little Bird
There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
And he puckered up his little ass hole
Ass hole, ass hole, ass hole, ass hole
And he puckered up his little ass hole.

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