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Saturday, March 15, 2:00PM » Chocolate Rainbow Catharsis 2: Leprechaun's Lament

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In Parma Park "at the big ass tree" closes entrance address is 50 El Cielito Rd

Hares

Butt Chili

Cost

$6

Saturday, March 1, 2:00PM » Blondage & Beads

Start

Behind Home Depot , in Camino Real Marketplace

Hares

Slimey & TriMe

Cost

$6

Details

The start location will be the rear of The Home Depot in the Camino Real Marketplace in Goleta. Hares will be away at 2.30pm prompt. The theme is Mardi Gras, Blondes and Bondage so get with the program. I string of cheap beads and a tee shirt is not a costume! As usual the hares will be bringing the look so join us for another fun 'I ME trail. You will need the usual stuff...Run bag,money, technu, crampons, flashlight, ID, swim goggles, new shoes and a virgin for the down down sacrifice. So OnOn to the next hash...Laissez les bons temp rouler!

Saturday, February 15, 2:00PM » Cupid & Hearts O YAAAAH

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Lovingly referred to as The Bridge To NoWhere - near the 154 Cathedral Oaks to Via Chaparral, then right on Slavar. LFHs on the other side of the bridge.

Hares

TittBoss & Cupid

Cost

$6

Saturday, February 1, 2:00PM » 3rd Anal IP Freely Floratini Hash

Start

End of Leadbetter Beach Parking Lot

Hares

Spotted Condom and Happy Snappy Tool

Cost

$6

Saturday, January 18, 2:00PM » Poker-Her & Spread E's Adult Day Care Hash

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218 Palm Ave, close to Palm Ave Clubhouse

Hares

duuhhh

Cost

$6

Details

Cum one, Cum all for fun & games galore. There will be tractors, there will be trains, we will speak spanish and english, and hell, we may even speak in tongues before the day is through. (Tongue? Who said tongue? I'll take some of that...)

We must hash you all to do a few special things for this trail: We must hash you to bring technology on trail We must hash you to wear a disguise We must hash you to be ready for FUN!!

Bring virgins, bring a vessel, bring your sense of humor and (really) bring your camera/cell phone etc.

Cost is a mere $6. Bring ID and funds for optional self-funded beer checks and to tuck into strippers' diapers.

Remember: objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Professional stunt people were used; do not try this at home. and most of all: THIS HASH IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. It is, after all, ADULT Daycare.

See you at 2 PM at the cul-de-sac parking lot at 218 Palm Avenue in downtown SB - near intersection of Santa Barbara & Gutierrez.

WEAR A DISGUISE.

This is gonna be a great one. Be there or be sad for months ...

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There was a little bird
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