Upcoming Hashes

Saturday, January 31, 2:00PM » IP Freely Floratini Run

Start

SBCC West Campus Parking Lot - LFH [MAP]

Hares

Spotted Condom

Cost

$6

Details

Harriers and Harriettes, the time has come to once again commemorate and celebrate a most bittersweet of occasions, and that is the anniversary of the loss of our fellow hasher, comrade, and brother-in-arms, Mr I.P. Freely.

Bring your B+ game, adorn yourselves in floral attire, and prepare to have your livers pounded by free-flowing martinis as we pay homage to a most beloved of humans.

Bring: vessels, virgins, songs, jokes, SHIGGY SOCKS, whatever else you think might be appropriate.

Saturday, February 14, 2:00PM » St. Valentine's Day Hash

Start

*A place of your choosing*

Hares

*Hares Needed*

Cost

$6


Most Recent Hashes

Thursday, January 22, 6:15PM » Winter 2-2 GHOTT Hash:

Start

Parking lot of the Imperial 320 S. Kellogg Ave, Goleta (try to gather in a semi-discreet location)

Hares

Bone Star

Cost

$6

Details

Buy or borrow a tutu. You never know when another epic picture will be taken by a professional on trail. And as always, shiggy socks recommended.

Saturday, January 17, 2:00PM » Loosing Your Hare Trail

Start

Las Positas Shopping Center near chinese restaurant; corner of Modoc & Las Positas

Hares

Picassole & Honor Ass

Cost

$6

Details

Cum out cum out where ever you are and join us for some fun and adventure. Bring a vessel, change of clothes,shoes,socks,i.d. extra $$ should you need it for later....the usual.....and a virgin.

Thursday, January 8, 6:15PM » Male Watcher's Day GHOTT Hash

Start

Goleta, Exact Location TBA

Hares

Just Matt

Cost

$6

About:

Get out of the house and enjoy the “scenery!” Whether you go for a leisurely stroll, a ride in the car or a nice long lunch - or hash run -, chances are pretty good you’ll run into a man or two along the way. And when one comes along, go ahead and gawk. Heck, feel free to drool! Just make sure you aren’t as discreet as you normally are!

Modified from: How to Celebrate National Man Watcher's Day: http://www.examiner.com/article/it-s-national-man-watcher-s-day-enjoy-the-view-ladies

Saturday, January 3, 2:00PM » Chocolate Cherry poppin hash

Start

La Mesa Park

Hares

ButtChili

Cost

$6

Wednesday, December 31, 8:00PM » H3SOB New Year's Eve Pubcrawl

Start

Crocodile Restaurant & Bar [MAP]

Hares

Star 69

Cost

Self funded pubcrawl

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There Was a Little Bird
There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
And he puckered up his little ass hole
Ass hole, ass hole, ass hole, ass hole
And he puckered up his little ass hole.

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