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Saturday, March 15, 2:00PM » Chocolate Rainbow Catharsis 2: Leprechaun's Lament
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Saturday, March 1, 2:00PM » Blondage & Beads
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The start location will be the rear of The Home Depot in the Camino Real Marketplace in Goleta. Hares will be away at 2.30pm prompt. The theme is Mardi Gras, Blondes and Bondage so get with the program. I string of cheap beads and a tee shirt is not a costume! As usual the hares will be bringing the look so join us for another fun 'I ME trail. You will need the usual stuff...Run bag,money, technu, crampons, flashlight, ID, swim goggles, new shoes and a virgin for the down down sacrifice. So OnOn to the next hash...Laissez les bons temp rouler!
Saturday, February 15, 2:00PM » Cupid & Hearts O YAAAAH
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Saturday, February 1, 2:00PM » 3rd Anal IP Freely Floratini Hash
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Saturday, January 18, 2:00PM » Poker-Her & Spread E's Adult Day Care Hash
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Cum one, Cum all for fun & games galore. There will be tractors, there will be trains, we will speak spanish and english, and hell, we may even speak in tongues before the day is through. (Tongue? Who said tongue? I'll take some of that...)
We must hash you all to do a few special things for this trail: We must hash you to bring technology on trail We must hash you to wear a disguise We must hash you to be ready for FUN!!
Bring virgins, bring a vessel, bring your sense of humor and (really) bring your camera/cell phone etc.
Cost is a mere $6. Bring ID and funds for optional self-funded beer checks and to tuck into strippers' diapers.
Remember: objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Professional stunt people were used; do not try this at home. and most of all: THIS HASH IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. It is, after all, ADULT Daycare.
See you at 2 PM at the cul-de-sac parking lot at 218 Palm Avenue in downtown SB - near intersection of Santa Barbara & Gutierrez.
WEAR A DISGUISE.
This is gonna be a great one. Be there or be sad for months ...
Sunday, January 12, 2:00PM » Ventura H3 National Youth Day Hash
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Cum celebrate National Youth Day with hares Ganjaman and Acoustic PeeBody. Bring youthful exuberance, youthful spirit and vestal virgins. The trail will be lackadaisical and the beer checks bountiful.
Directions: 101 northbound - exit (46) Ventu Park Road, left at end of ramp, cross over 101, continue south on Ventu Park road, right on Lynn Road by Stagecoach Inn Museum then first right on Susan Drive. Park LFH. 101 southbound - exit (46) Ventu Park Road, right at end of ramp, continue south on Ventu Park road, right on Lynn Road by Stagecoach Inn Museum then first right on Susan Drive. Park LFH.
On this 12th night of 2014 the on after will be at Brendan's Irish Pub (Palm Garden Hotel), 495 N. Ventu Park Road, Thousand Oaks, CA.
